Fine, you can even laugh after reading the below scenes where I have unfortunately proved my dumbness :( :( :(
Scene1 – What a Skoda, woooowwwwww!!!!!!
BMW VS SKODA
A trip to Mumbai at my Aunt’s place, she stays in Textila Society on 4th floor. One of the walls in her Drawing room has a big sliding window, which covers almost the complete wall… So what?? We all had a habit of poking our nose into what people are doing in the parking lot, the garden and the walking area that was visible from that window. At the coffee time in the evening, we were waiting for bhabhi to arrange our coffee mugs with some muffins on the dining; meanwhile I just walked towards the window to get some air. And saw a beautiful car parked down in the parking lane, I started admiring its beauty, its colour, the length, the sun roof, everything actually. I told my sis who was standing next to me, “See the car, what a fab, I guess Skoda’s new model, but which one?” She just smiled. I called my Nayan bhaiya and told him; “See the Skoda yaar, which model is this??” He started laughing and told me, “Duffer this is not Skoda, It’s a B…M…W…”
OMG omg omg… How could I be so so so dummmmm… I know many times I get confused with their logo’s (both circular), but after admiring so much I should have understood it’s a BMW and not a Skoda…
And after that whenever we were roaming out and anybody saw a BMW, everybody used to say – “Look that, it’s Appu’s Skoda…” :(
Fine, it happens, even you can laugh…………………
Scene2 – Where’s the relevance of Wednesday in the movie!!!!!!
Hijack VS A Wednesday
It’s about the movie A Wednesday; I would never forget the name of this movie ever in my life. This was one of the biggest poo poo that ever happened to me in my life… :(
The movie Hijack also got released in the theaters on the same Friday with A Wednesday. I had already heard bad reviews for Hijack. Sunday afternoon, one my friend asked me for the movie; I told him if you could book the tickets for A Wednesday then im coming, otherwise im not interested in any other releases this week. I knew Wednesday is having wonderful reviews so it was impossible to get the tickets for Sunday evening. He called me in some time and told that he got the tickets and that too some C or D row. I was surprised but still trusted him. When we reached the cinema hall, I told him that show me the booking message I will get the tickets till the time you return from parking. But he told me that we still have lot of time for the movie so its okk if we park first and then take the tickets. When he took the tickets, he didn’t even passed them to me rather kept them straight into pocket. I was surprised but took it casually. Then we reached the screen and took our seats. When the name of the movie was going to get flashed he told me to put his jackets on the next seat that was empty and I got busy arranging my purse and his jacket on the next seat and missed the movie name. I was flabbergasted while returning back; there were so many questions in my mind. And then I asked him that, “ The complete movie got over and still there is no relevance of Wednesday in the movie; rather the complete movie was based on a plane hijack and they didn’t even mentioned that the hijack was on Wednesday or something; Howz that possible? I had seen The Missing Sunday some time back and the complete movie had the significance of its name.” He kept mute. When it was time to say Byee; he started laughing. I asked him, why are you laughing? He told me if you won’t thrash me down, I will tell you the truth and showed me the tickets. WTF… The name of the movie on the tickets was HIJACK; and me, was proved to be the most stupid girl in the world. I wish if I had seen some trailers about the movie or atleast while walking into the theater would have shut my mouth and paid attention to the big big movie posters; then nobody would have made such a big popat of mine. But my friends know what a brainless girl I am that it’s so easy to make fool of mine… ughh…
Scene3 – Ohh crap, it’s not a Shivaji statue!!!!!!
Rani Laxmi Bai VS Shivaji Maharaj
Im so sorry, I just hope those two immortal statues didn’t have a fight amongst themselves because of this idiot creature of the earth. Yes, im talking about Myself.This happened when I was new to Pune and new to my job. The company bus used to drop me near a statue which was on a road perpendicular to my hostel lane. I never admired that statue or read the name carved onto the rock below it; I just used to see there’s a horse, but never gave a thought to who is riding that horse. My stupid brain that has a habit of reading the first or first few alphabets and guessing the complete word did the same this time, but with a statue. Daily I used to tell the driver to stop the bus near the Shivaji Statue and he used to put breaks. Some of my friends who used to get down on the same or the next stop always came forward with me near the door and gave their ears to my conversation with the driver daily. This went on for a month or so. When they had a stomach full of giggling, laughing, joking on me; they opened my eyes…
Frnd: Did you ever see that statue properly?
Appu: yes, what’s in that, it’s a Shivaji Statue.
Frnd: Are you sure?
Appu: yaa, but why?
Frnd: see again, it’s not a Shivaji Statue; it’s a statue of Rani Laxmi Bai
Appu: Whatttttttttttt (looking at the statue and laughing)
Frnd: (laughing laughing and laughing)
Appu: stop laughing… yaar, I always saw the horse and thought that it’s Shivaji onto it; never gave a second thought to check that it could be someone else this time.
Frnd: Ohh, look that… (Pointing to the statue)
Appu: what ??????????
Frnd: The baby seems to be now 4 years
Appu: What are you speaking?
Frnd: Last time I saw this statue, the baby was just born, this time it seems to be grown up; I think next time the horse would start flying, right? (laughing)
Appu: Just shut up, okk? Fine, it’s not that big deal… and dare you tell this to anyone…
Frnd: Everyone already knows about this… he he he
Appu: Noooooooo….. S@#&...
After this scene everybody used to tease me, whenever we crossed that statue, they used to shout “Shivaji Maharaj ki Jai” :( :(
PS… What are you thinking, should I go and get myself drowned in some “chullu bhar pani”… No ways……….. Better i get some new photographs clicked... wink wink :P
How about this one ??? :):):)
