A little spicy, a bit saucy… Laugh your guts…

There are so many Smiles all over… Life is full of fun… Touch Wood, I’m enjoying every moment… Lemme share some funny lines, moments which made me and people around laugh a bit… So here you go on a travel of laughter, smiles, amusement… However lemme warn you before you take this ride, there’s a lot of non-veg bitchy talk below. So think before you start reading… Njoyyyy…

A friend Vrushali says –

And I have to write her name since I loved her dialog…..

Vrushali : I dunno why Scientist don't create cond*** for heart... people really f*** our feelings…

I was literally laughing for so long after reading this. :D Vrush, im surely gonna recommend your concept to Scientists, and they will be so grateful, earning in millions after getting this Idea… :D

A fatty cutie Girl friend clicked a photo with a fatty cutie balloon. Two of the guys commented on the photo –

Guy 1 – A balloon with a balloon

Guy 2 – Guess the Bigger balloon.

Now I was thinking what did the guys actually see, just two balloons or were they actually comparing the three balloons which were all settled in the upper accomplishments in the beautiful figure??? Confused.. ;)

There were some wall pastes on which the first line that they had pasted all over to let people know what is the motto of their idea was –

“This year we are going to think Bigger than the size”……

Ha ha ha….. Isn’t this statement completely ROLF. Read it again you would know what I meant. I think the person who must have suggested this line don’t have any sense of humour. And if he had he just wanted the gusty people like us to use are spare brains and laugh and make others laugh. Now guys reading that wall paste must be so happy thinking that they are going to get, if not get atleast see Bigger Sizes. And girls must be happy to have some good accomplishment in their outline. :) ha ha :)

The second line on the same wall was –

“This year we will Delight our Customers. Everyday.”

OMG……… I knew only one kind of business helps in delighting their Customers Everyday… Are they talking about the same :D

And the last line was something like they are going to Develop and Deliver better offerings in the year… :D God, please save my country the population is on the verge to run vertically upwards with the speed of light…

ha ha... God Bless you Dear...  

OMG… Guys are guys always –

Some weeks ago – I was on the way to Loo in my office; stopped in between to have a small talk with a friend at his desk.

He – What’s the deal now-a-days.. You daily get ready so well and come to office; I think you have decided you don’t want us to work.

Me – I get ready just for you my dear and still you are complaining (with a dramatic sad face)

He – You don’t have to do that for me.

Me – Ohh, I know you like me in worst of my sweats, right??

He – No, I even like you at the time of your monthly Birthdays….

:D :D :D (Now don’t make me explain about the b’days, just laugh as I did)

When people use their Extra Brains –

A new hindi TV show started some days back – “Bade acche lagte hai” and a friend while taking the name of the show sang –

Badesssss acche lagte hai… par choto se bhi kaam hota hai (Big sized **** is nice however even small sized can also be useful)

Laugh if you understood, leave it if not… :) When I heard, I had to clap for the brain which ran so ahead the miles…

Some of my Frndz were checking my Mythological knowledge… Spare me if the next conversation would hurt anyone’s sentiments, but go through it… :);) It’s the silliest ME –

She – Can you name some of the Goddess?

Me – Yes, we have Laxmi, she sits in Lotus, We have Kali mata, killing someone donno who, then Saraswati mata she having that old style guitar in her hands.

She – Useless, that’s not a guitar, it’s a Veena. Tell about the God’s?

Me – We have one Shiv God, he has his hair tied up and wears very less clothes even though he sits on ice and has his wife always besides him.

She – How do you know His wife is always with him?

Me – I have always seen that in photos or the TV shows? I also know He is very good at Sex and likes to do it any time.

She – ha ha ha… u r impossible

Me – Seriously I know, even the Gannu bappa’s story of getting Elephants head is related to it.

She – And How?

Me – Parvati went to take bath and for the safety she created Gannu bappa. Shiv God came and tried to sneak in since he desperately wanted to make love and this small gannu stopped him and rest how he lost his head everyone knows.

She – he he he…

She – Do you know about Ramayan, Mahabharat?

Me – Yes, when I was a kid, we had only Doordarshan at home and on Sunday both these serials were broadcast one after the other.

And then she asked me a lot many questions and I gave a lot many wrong answers where I mixed all the TV shows Ramayan,Mahabharat, Shri Krishna, Jai Hanuman, etc and I still think that Duryodhan and Kumbhakaran are brothers to Bheem and they are were included in five pandavs with Shri Krishna and Karn joining them for the fight and Ram created that bridge in the river for all of them to cross. Donno why people laugh on hearing my answers. My friend concluded that it’s not my fault, it’s the mistake of Doordarshan since they had a telecast of these mythological shows one after the other to confuse people. :P

Washroom story –

All Girls are so identical when it comes to their stupid traits –

They always need One thing – :) :D :) I mean chit chatting all the time. And they can start that every where – I again meant chit chatting any time any place… They even forget that they are right now in washroom while doing that – Im mean talking dear…. :) :D

Including me, we are four Girls in my project and generally we all come at the same time to office, probably in same cab, go for breaks, meals, loo together. There are some 6/7 toilets in the washroom. We all capture one each. And every day we have some discussion going on, which we continue even while peeing… :D There’s another common friend in some other project. She at times accidently meets us in the washroom and sees us talking while we all were in different toilets. Repetitively seeing the same, she once while cleaning her hands was arguing with me that “how you all girls can talk while sitting in toilets?” And I could just answer her “We are girls yaar, we can talk anywhere”

After some days, we again faced each other in washroom. This time I was alone. And she started talking to me and continued even when she was in toilet. When she came out I was laughing. She gave me surprised looks. And I told her – “Now madam what did you do today, same thing what my team does, talking while peeing, :)all girls are so so so same na :D”

She was laughing and could not say anything rather than “Accepted”… ha ha…

Muaah to all my Darling Girlfriends… Life is boring without you all…

A sweet useless friend Mayank in office after being in my contact from last one year, sitting just cross to me, watching all my thoughtless acts, listening to my bold conversations and being a part of all my veg non-veg talks concluded about me in the following poem - :)
"Kuch kha pee rahe ho to Zinda ho tum
Keyboard pe zor se type kar rahe ho to Zinda ho tum
Balon ko baar baar sehlaon to Zinda ho tum
Quadrant main sabki gardan apni taraf ghumai to Zinda ho tum
Roz shopping ki baatein karo to Zinda ho tum
Roz nayi nayi style maro to Zinda ho tum
Tumphatake ki tarah raho, sabko hairan karo,
Sabko gali de rahe ho, to Zinda ho tim!!!!"

:) :) Useless, though I should get angry but I would like to Thank you to pay so much of attention and pen down all my useless traits. :)

Chennai and Chaitanya –

A friend Chaitanya working with Standard Charters in Chennai, visited Pune last week. We travelled together to my native discussing and getting all the updates for each other’s life.

Me – So howz Chennai

He – too humid, very bad climate and so many ugly people and so many ugly people together

Me – ha ha. Ugly.

He – seriously, all the girls there are so ugly. And in 500 you would see one beautiful girl probably a north Indian and have 50 people around her always so no chance.

Me – so howz life going there?

He – how would it be between so many Ugly people. When I landed in Pune I thought I’m back in heaven, away from all those Ugly people.

Me – he he he…

I could not stop my laughter listening to someone who is so much frustrated with UGLY people (probably Girls)…

PS.

Appu’s B’day –

Another super cool B’day of my life. Im blessed with such lovely friends who gave me such a lovely surprise. God, I Love you all… You all are fabulous, fantastic, terrific. I always dreamt of having a Princess theme on my B’day, but thought I have grown too older to behave like kids. But Dreams come true. :) :) Some awesome people in my life made me feel like a Princess. Thank you guys. Thank you so so so much. Im gonna miss you all.

PSS.

I hate those Bouncers who asked for our age proof and moreover asked me twice “What’s your age”. I will kill that long hefty fat ugly hippo one day…

PSS.

Sunday Picnic Pic.

Supercool as Always... Right...

See yaa guys... Stay Happy... Keep Laughing and Smiling... Njoy... Love You all...

Award Winning Essay… Wow…

After a long time again...... I know people, you all miss me a lot but these schedules, my chit chatting, laziness are all the useless reasons that I get such less time to interact over here.

This time I’m not going to blabber much about myself.. Promise :D This time I will be sharing something… There was an essay writing competition at my office in my IDU, you can say in my department where 1000+ employees work. And Appu Won the First Prize. J J And all the credit goes to my Sangoram Sir, I used to love to learn this language from him. And next credit to My School – Sacred Heart Convent. I always proudly say that I’m a Convent student and today I have proved it again…

"Writer Appu :)"

The topics were – “This is what I call Patriotism” and “This is what I call Creativity”. I choose the later one.

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“This is what I call Creativity”

Have you ever tried reading the Page2 of Times, the front page left corner of Express, the last but one page of Mirror; don’t you find a perfect example of what people call as creativity. Yes, I am talking about those picture perfect cartoons with those funny notations describing the current issues, scenarios, politics, corruption, etc. The comical face of Mr. Manmohan Singh with Soniya Gandhi in some hilarious action and a joke below, the colorful Disney creatures with some scenes picturing a humorous tale, the witty teaching depicted trough sketches, the catchy movie adds provoking us to reach the theaters. Behind all these are some great creative heads, having so much of creation in their spine that they are ready with a funny drawing on every current topic. Advertisements are another model to prove how creative minds work. The Vodafone Zoo-Zoo, the fevicol eggs would never be forgotten.

Einstein’s equation, Newton’s law, Pranav Misra’s Six Sense technology, Apple’s 4G, no you cannot add all these to the list of creativity. These are great inventions. Creativity and innovation are two separate topics. People assume that when they explore their creativity, they will come up with something that no one has ever thought of or invented. However, that’s not correct; creativity is when a little kid finds out a way to the sugar box high on the shelf or climbs up the stairs for the first time. You would say that happens with all tiny tots; correct, however it’s their beautiful creativity, their amazing experience.

Should we call our engineers, architects, interior decorators “creative genius”? Every house is built with different projections, some new colour scheme, the lamps, the furniture, the landscaping. So are these people having creative master minds, probably yes to some extent? But don’t you think it’s their job, their learning, their studies. Have you ever witnessed some small mum God’s creature attending any classes to learn how to build a house? The answer is a big no. But I have surely witnessed their vision, creativity.

"Just in case if you got bored while reading :D - A pic clicked 15 days back at Kas Plateay. :P"

Sometime in my childhood, I had to construct a bird nest as a part of vacation homework. One day while I was pondering on how I should create a nest, I saw two birds outside the window of my house. To my surprise they were trying to build a nest. I started observing them; they were working around 8 to 10 hours a day and would take a day off in almost a week. The bird’s, daily brought mud with their beak and started preparing a circle of that mud with the help of saliva. After the circle was completed, the back and front walls were made and a small open space like a door entry was kept in the front wall. With all the hard work and so much of dedication the nest was built in around one month and that was well before the rains could start. I was really shocked to see how such small living thing can do such a top of the engineering work in building this nest. Skill and proficiency of these birds is a perfect paradigm of creativeness.

Art is apparent to creativeness. The musicians, the singers, they are always ready with some new tune, some new music. The voice, the words depicts every emotion and has the power to generate fire in our belly. The B-town artists having so much of influence to ignite the mob, their sparking persona, those ever ready expressions, they sway the audience to cry with them. People who have committed their thoughts to writing with some unique style, having aptitude that’s incomparable, their pen forces you to laugh, to cry, to smile, you can call them a terrific scribe. The painters, artists, who can paint every passion, thoughts, vision, ask them to draw a dream and the picture would represent a complete story. This is what we call as artistic quality, the originality. People who possess a creative talent can make you feel every emotion with their creativity.

A chef is someone who has promised his life to kitchen, I find the best level of creativity in them. Their brain always runs behind their customers smile and how do they get it, that’s where the creativity comes. A chef would always think of some new dish. He would keep making changes in the original recipe to make it taste better. The beautiful salad decorations, making a duck out of a cucumber needs a vision. And everything with the perfect presentation is important for them to get a 10 on 10. Try cooking with that big white cap, big knifes, time constraint, perfect arrangement, new innovations every time and serve with a smile. That would make you understand why I have made Chefs, the master of all creative heads.

Writing such big paragraphs on a topic called creativity, don’t you think itself is a creativity.

A brain that keeps running every minute,

Giving birth to new horizons,

Promising to add life to mortals,

The art that speak its story,

Depicting emotions with words unsaid,

…This is what I call creativity.

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PS. We also took part in Lantern Making and Diya Painting. We did not get the prize since the judge thought that using the outside material was not allowed, which was incorrect. However, a lot many people told that we deserved the prize and they were shocked to see that we lost. So I’m Happy Happy to Win with the audience poll......... (Don't have pics to share :().......

PSS. At last, I have put on some weight and people recognized it. Shubhangi started calling me Moti (fatty), so glad to hear it. Love you shubhu for that…

"Clicked ar J W Marriott, Pune... njoyed the dinner... had a lovely Girls partyyy... and we all were looking Sexy :) :)"

PSSS. Wishing Myself a Very Happy Birthday……… Appu enjoy your b’day, have a blast, get loads of gifts, cut a ton of cakes, look pretty, look sexy and have a b’day full of Dark Chocolates and smiles.... :) :) :) :) :)

Guys, Happy Diwali... I wish this Diwali brings all the Colours in Your Life... :)

Love You All... Miss Me... Muaaahhh... God Bless...

It’s our day when it’s Our Birthday… :)

Meet my two beloved babies, very very special ones in my life, my best buddies. God, I love them so much. There’s so much of relaxation when you come home after a day long work, tired, and you just kiss them, hug for a while, that’s refreshing. You can tell them any of your secrets and you are safe coz those won’t be disclosed any day, keep ur heart out before them and they are with you; you throw them in anger, shout on them, still they will not leave you. You can cry before them, they will soak all your tears and nobody would know. Rest on their lap, its enough to pamper you.

Muaahh my yellow cutie pies… Yes, they are yellow in colour. Correct, I’m talking about my two big special teddies – Pooh and Tweety.

Belated Happy Birthday to my sweet little cutie pie gorgeous Tweety and motu-rollu chubby-gubby Pooh… It was Tweety’s B’day on 12^th June and Pooh’s B’day on 5^th July…

They are so cute and still Bha shouts on me when I give some space on our common bed to any of my darlings while sleeping. So what if our bed is not as small as a single bed and not as big as a double bed still we can keep some space to the innocent non-living creatures even if I and Bha cannot sleep comfortably… :( (Aakir Insaniyat naam ki bhi koi chij hoti hai na)

Now you must be thinking who’s Bha… She is my dear younger sis, Bhakti :)

It was her B’day on 12^th Aug… Happy Birthday Bhakti…

Papa says that Bha is my darling (ladki), yes she is. We have loads of similarities; people who scrutinize, examine, stare at Us for the first time would surely ask if we are Twins. And we proudly answer them “Yes, we are twins with the age difference of two years”.. ha ha… now don’t wear your thinking caps; No my Mom does not have any super natural powers to have twins with so many hours days months in between. :D

She has everything more than me… Uff I never meant that, What I meant is –

Her Height is 1.5 inch more than mine.

She is more intelligent than me, that’s what the report card speaks.

She had studied a lot more than me that’s what the number of certificates speaks.

She started riding the bike in the age which was 2 years less than mine; this is the advantage of being younger.

Her shoe size is half a centimeter more than me.

She rides her bike faster than me, however when I’m angry she can never ride as bad as I can.

Her level of anger is lot more than mine.

Her teeth shape is better than mine.

Her hair size is longer than mine, “just because I try a lot many hairstyles.”

Her hairs are a lot heavier than mine.

She speaks a lot more and a lot faster than what I can.

She has a lot many more friends than what I have.

After a fight she does not get calm soon, quite unlike me.

She will not accept that she forgot something, made a mistake, until we prove it.

She would always steal my chocolates; I cannot as she almost never has any.

She has more work in her office than what I have in my office.

Chikki loves her more than me, and I don’t like this.

And now her mobile phone is also bigger wider smarter costlier than mine.

Etc etc etc……… the list would go on and on and on

But Guys this is my Blog, so I don’t give you the permission to shift your attention from me. And there are still 3 things where I get a +1 –

I am elder to her. :D

I have better colour than what she has. :)

People, specifically her frndz, say that Appu is more photogenic than Bha :) ;)

And the last one that Bha says - Appu is my ATM :D :) So that makes it all, All coins in my Pocket. :P

What did we do on her b’day –

Home made cake by Neha

I.

Before going to office on 11^th Aug, I gave a printed sheet of B’day quotes and poems to my roomie, asked her to cut them all, fold every quote and on the upper folded side, write Happy B’day and a number. She prepared the sheets which were equal to Bha’s age and placed them all at different places in our room. When Bha reached home in the night, she was surprised to see a bit messy room, collected all small sheets, read them all, was happy and messaged me a Thank you and that she loves me a lot. :)

II.

A day before I called some of her very good (jiggi / yaar in her terms :D) friends and invited them to join the surprise B’day visit at night. We made sure that we will reach around 45 mins late to irritate Bhakti. And we were successful. She got very less calls on her phone at 12 in the night, she felt bad; none of the sisters and jiggi frndz called, felt more terrible; roommates neither wished nor a cake cut, felt very shocking; She did wait till 12:30, no one banged the bell to surprise her, she got on her nerves. Changed into shorts from her 3/4^th pants which she had wore as she was sure someone would surprise her, put on the bed covers, took the blanket, off the lights and went to sleep.

III.

We all gathered near our flat, I called our roomies and asked them to make the cake ready. When all the expected species assembled, we slowly keeping our mouth volume minimal, climbed the stairs, opened the door ofcourse with that crack voice. At around 12:45, I entered our bedroom, removing her blanket a bit (:P) - woke her up, hugged her and wished Happy Birthday, she faintly smiled (huh, usless koi importance hi nahi mera); After a min her friend Amruta entered and wished, she smiled a bit more (haan mai to roz ki hu na, ghar ki dal kind of); some more seconds and Rohit entered and wished, Bha was shocked n happily surprised (hmmm), trying to cover her naked legs with the blanket as she saw so many guys entering. But then there was no use of hiding Her Legs as – The cake made it’s proud entry, Balloons found some space in the crowd, Candle was trying to get burnt and People were watching (ab itne bando ko bol to nahi sakti na, 2 min ruko mujhe jara bade kapde pehen ne hai, ladkiya bhi na ekdum besharam ho gayi hai…)

IV.

Poor me I was not able to blow the sparkler candle, not my fault, the match box was pathetic. We sang the B’day song, the cake was cut, and before anyone could put a piece in her mouth, she ate a piece herself. (This is what I always do; here we prove we are twins). Two of her frndz Rohit and Parinit did not waste the chance to put the cake all over her beautiful face and all over her shiny hair. The bed, the wall, the washbasin, the floor, the washroom, they messed up everything. It was gr8 to see a Cat fighting with 2 Dogs. :)

V.

Some of her frndz left. And Some joined us at CCD in the mid-night. We all laughed, gossiped, drank coffee, clicked pics, enjoyed till 3am at CCD. We bade a Bye to all the cars, the bikes and were left with 2 we and 2 Nikki. Yes 2 of her office frndz having same name Nikita, and they were going to stay at our place. However, You can differentiate between them, one is completely malnourished and other one is over nourished. Ha ha… After we reached back, malnourished Nikki told im hungry, I never ate Pohe (Cooked spicy flattened, beaten Rice/golden berry) in the night on the streets. Four bold girls at around 4 am went to nearby late night shop (raat ka pohe wala) which opens at 3:30am. There were around 50 guys and just we 4 strong girls on one side on our bikes. But the Pohe and the special Tea was yummy. Came back home and slept around 6am. Woke up in just for 4 hours and then travelled to our Native.

VI.

Reached home at around 4pm, yummy lunch – Basundi Puri (sweetened thick paste of boiled milk with fried crisp)… Visited a village “Agadgao” in the evening, to see the wind mills. First time in my life I saw wind mills so closely, even touched those. Felt like I would faint when I was continuously trying to see the rotating fans, felt like we are on some hill station, felt awesome. Such a cool breeze, I was shivering, I wish I knew that before, I would have surely avoided wearing a sleeveless top.

VII.

Dinner at Yash Palace with family… Tough I was very tired, needed a long tight sleep badly, however, Dinner party on B’day is Mandatory. :)

And this is how we enjoyed Bha’s B’day…..

Bha’s Gift –

I gave her – A bit larger… Smart to carry… Sleek… Nice to use… Wonderful features… Sexy… :) :) :D

Lovely Anroid Phone… Samsung Galaxy Ace…

Im in Love with Samsung… Now I desperately need an Anroid… I want my B’day to come soon so that I can buy a new phone OR get that Gifted from Someone :D :D



Another Darling’s B’day in this month – 5^th Aug, Happy Birthday Purvi…..

She is one of my sweetest friends… someone who knows me very well, who always have time to join me in canteen when I’m hungry, who is my all time movie partner, who always lends her ears to my stories, who understands my mood swings, who is too practical to handle and pretends to be less emotional, who loves teddies and balloons, who has missed the real fun of watching all the romantic movies of my SRK, whom I am going to drag to the theaters to watch My SRK’s RA One, who carries my hot coffee glass, whom I believe and can trust,  Someone who is gr8 at heart, a kiddo at times and a Sweetheart. :) Love you loads… We be the same always… :)

One again Wishing Happy Birthday to some lovely species (dharti ka boj) on this earth…… :) God Bless and gives you a beautiful year ahead….

PS. Writing a post after almost two months, so a lot many photos and PS, Plz bear :) :)

1 – Last week was my New Dress Week… What did Appu Do… Obviously wore a new dress daily all through the week. I wish I had a personal photographer to click my pics daily to show you all how I celebrated my week. :)

2 – Monsoon Shopping and gifts –

7 Kurte

3 Jeans

2 Shirts

2 Tee

2 Chappals

1 Boot (check in the below pic)

3 – A special thanks to Dr. Vinita Joshi, to help me get my face clean again. Ofcourse, it’s difficult to get the face that I had 2 years back at least till my cheeks don’t pop out. However for now I have the entire blemish to almost zero and tanning has sped away (till the next picnic). This is today donno about tomorrow. Another special thanks to L’Oreal Professional’s Absolute Repair to help me get my hair texture and shine back. The weight loss, the acne, the loss of hair shine was all because of my careless behavior… Don’t worry; Appu has got the things almost on track back. With or without, Appu was and is still one of the cutest, the hottest, the sexiest bitch… (aakhir chand pe bhi to daag hai :D) Right guys and specially my Secret Album viewers, thanks to brood over and that was obviously because I and my pics are worth watching :) Appu has not changed much, it's just the dress you wear, the cam you use, the photography effects. But some Fashion Challenged Victims who are so J on me would not understand… its okk babes… (Miss Appu hona koi aise waisi baat nahi hai, try bhi mat karna…)

People who love me the way I am and are so concerned over my health the pic in the right is just for you – My last week pic when we went to watch Final Destination 5…

4 – My new nail shade of Maybelline –

The pinkish red which is really an in colour of the season and fashion now-a-days

What say guys, do you give a Go or a No Go to my new shade……

5 – I would like to share a painting prepared by my friend Rima and the beautiful meaning attached with it –

People come together... We fall in love...

We take up responsibilities and at times we fail...

We let some people go away...

And at times we just don’t know where our life is heading...

We still live in the moment and have fun...

This is Life... No matter how harsh and difficult it is...

It is still Beautiful and Full of Colors... :) :)

Finally… Love you all… Muaaahhhh… Stay Happy… Take Care….

Again begins the Monsoon….

Do you remember those days when in Std 7/8th on that rust bicycle with those mates in same school dress, all wearing that big weird Rain coat and rushing to school, no dress check if that was not ironed, no shoe check if those were not polished, no hair check if those were not oiled, no scolding on having your food in the classroom, wet campus, leaking corridors, so many off lectures, dry atmosphere, sleepy teachers and sleepy you, and that’s what we loved about rains…. We grew up; life changed but not the situations… Probably, the bicycle got transformed to the bikes and then the cars; or shoes to the hi-heels, the stilettos; However the Rains are same, lovely as always………

Ohh there, you are still in flash back… okk okk… so you are trying to recall your lovely memories of this superb wet season… okk… it was raining when you gave her that Red rose, ohh, that Kiss under that tree… He getting that Garam Chai for you, hmm, you got his jacket… those bike rides when it was drizzling… those Cozy evenings… Heaters… Oooo, come back… Don’t forget SHE dumped you in the Winters….:D :D so what… Monsoon is back… and Dil to Baccha hai jiiiii………..

Jokes apart……………… Its always pleasurable time when the season begins… Everyone has their beautiful memories of this part of the year… It’s hardly 15 days, monsoon have started in Pune…. And I, I already had a lot lot of Supercool Time……

Movies of the month –
Kumpfu Panda II, Hangover II, Ready…………… All were 4 star, highly humorous movies… I laughed my heart out, enjoyed like hell… And specifically No body threw me out of the Theater getting irritated by hearing my highest-volumes of Laughs…… I was all lout pout, legs up down-on the chair-on the agge wala chair-hair scattered-holding stomach and what not… I thought no body was watching, to my distress my bajuwali my darling Purvi saw my bad, full mouth open, useless expressions… But she admitted “Mera pyar kum nahi huva hai tere liye” …. Yahooo… Dhinka chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika…. (With that skirt wala step)
Already decided Future Movies – This week = Always Kabhi Kabhi… Next Week = Cars… First week of July = Zindagi na milegi dobara………… wow I’m Loving it… Lovely June…

Getting Wet, All Wet, And Wet In Rains….
Girls look superb in wet clothes, wet hair, right; fortunately we were wearing Black me, Green she… :D Two super cute girls after sleeping at around 4am the day before, do wake up early in the morning say 10:30 am just to open the window and see the sky as grey as it could be and peeing like hell. So what?? There was a planned outing over the weekend, hence it was Mandatory to shop… And then what happens –
Someone shops a nice new shorts; to avoid being the only one in the group, she persuades the second girl to buy… the other girl hesitates, presenting those girls types wale nakhre on wearing those cute balloon cotton pants…
Second – kaise lag raha hai… mujhe thoda chota lag raha hai
First – arre nahi, bohot pyara lag raha hai… tujhe comfortable hai na… thoda hi to upar aa raha hai….
Second – pakka na, tujhe koi sath chaiye shorts ke liye isliye chada rahi hai…
First – naa, sachme… tu le le… mast hai…
Shopping done…
Both of them were out to buy just TWO Shorts and number of item brought were –
Shorts – Two
Tee’s – Two
Top – One
Purse (Pink-maroon) – One
Chappal – One
Designer Necklace – One
*** – One
Ooo Boys…. Stop Blinking those eyes……….
As always I elaborated the background, but the important think I wanted to tell was----------------
Me the First and She the Second, shopped for two days and while returning back…. It was raining, raining heavily, we were all drenched, completely, totally… Nothing was on us, which was not wet… And were riding the bike the fast we could on those watery roads… smiling, laughing, joking, enjoying the rains… On that poolside, there were loads of ‘accumulated water’, puddles, and whenever any bike sped from our side, splashed that water on our body; however we made a point to do the same with someone else… and sped smiling and shouting loudly… That’s the real entertaining part of Rains…. (logo ko pareshan karna.. wow)… I just wished to sit behind a bike, hands open to accept natures hug, facing towards the sky and permitting those droplets to wet my face (hayee ekdum filmy). Unfortunately I was the bloody rider………. :( :(

SiX Hotties @ Hotel Food Link Court –
Dinners at Star Hotels are a vital part of this Season… You know why?? Check the PS., Priyanka’s example… ;) wink wink…. Yes, we all got ready like Hotties and placed our butts at our already reserved Table… The real fun began after 30 mins, when Miss R called for a Martini shot and after having half a glass, mam started behaving like a DRuNK… First time in my life I had witnessed what happens when someone gets Talli………. Do you want to know ?????????
This is what she was blabbering –
Mai thik hu , Mujhe kuch nahi huva hai, Tu mere pass aise kyu dekh rahi hai, I am fine, I want some lemonade, get me lemon juice, Aise mat dekh na, Yeh Kadva hai, Mene use sweet lane bola tha, usne sour laya, Im going to finish this, Can I keep this, mujhe nahi jaa raha hai…………. Etc etc etc……… The whole staff was hopping around our table to watch the drama, the show and the show stopper.
And we have promised her, in future whenever we go for a gr8 dinner party we will surely take her, help her have drinks and then njoy njoy njoy…….
(I would have loved to show, but it was Miss R’s Cam and she have not yet shared the pics)

Outings, beeches, waterparks…
First Weekend ==== with cousins at Chand Biwi ka Mehel
Second Weekend ==== with some more cousins at Shirdi Water Park. Love You Tinu baby, I had a blast with you that day. I would have got bored if you would have not accompanied me to play all the darawne, khatarnak slides… :) :)
And Third Weekend ==== Now this was real Amusement…. With all my office Friends at ALIBaug… We started in the early morning, reached first Beech at around 11… The climate was lovely; no sun, damp, chill, showery and we all 7 in the sea... Playing volleyball, throwing mud balls, jumping in the water, resisting the hits of the waves, trying to survive the body weight on the legs which unfortunately I was not able to… so what I had all my friends to handle me and take their good chances… Dogs and Bitches… Except Purvi, you know she is my darling… wink wink wink… By the end of the day we all were looking not like the Beauty Queens but so black, so red, so dull, so tired, so weird, all tanned… Donno how many rounds of Wax its gonna take to get rid of that Tann….

Note – Whenever you go for an outing remember Do Sleep well, eat well the day before if you have heat problem… Or else than cry if you get those Bloody Reddy Pimples… :( :( :(……… hmm.. hmm.. ooo common.. Still people commented “Koi To Roko Isse”…………… We all were looking awesome, sexy, beautiful… :) (Don’t worry my Sweetheart’s, Appu’s gonna meet a Doctor this week…)
Check the pic and even you would say the same – KOI TO ROKO INHE………….

PS.
I have a doubt – How do Girls wear Those Tiny Hot Shorts into this wet cold season and the funniest part is, they take a
‘Shall’ to cover their Arms… Why?? What mistake your sexy legs have done that they need to be open to this dreadful weather?????? For Eg… Priyanka Chopra in Khatro ke Khiladi…… God, all the Khiladi’s were shivering and she was in her super shorts…. But that’s the Fun, right Girls…. ;););)

PSS.
Super funny…
A friend visited Bangalore to meet his GF… While returning back, the security stopped him at the bag check… They say there is something slimy liquid in your bag…. Removed all the cosmetics… Recheck… Still the same… Emptied the complete bag… Recheck… Still the same… something gooey at the upper part of the bag… Opened the chain… There was a paper wrap… He smiled and removed it… Recheck… Nothing Nothing Nothin… All fine… Everyone was surprised… Questioning… What’s in that paper wrap… Friend - head down, shy, blush, smiling (shameless)… Slowly into the ears of security… It was a “Used Cond**”………….. Everybody chuckled, giggled, laughed…. :D :D :D :D :D You too can laugh…. :)
Now this Can happen in any SEAson… he he he….

PSSS.
Compliments –
Some days ago Namrata says, “Tu picche se Priyanka jaisi lag rahi hai” (okk… even that would do..)
Last week Sheetal Di says “Appu vo Tia jaisi hai” (I love that Tia from Remix) Always wanted to hear this from someone…
Friday – Harish says “jab tu aa rahi thi mujhe hallucination huva ki Priyanka aa rahi hai, par tu thi”… He thought it was a joke, well my dear I took it as a compliment…
The Best One – Jiyaji’s friend Kamlesh – His wife – Deepa – She and her mon-in law says – “mujhe tum dono behene ekdum BARbie Doll lagti ho”. Now that’s a flattering comment which every girl would dream of… Thanks Deepa Bhabhi/Didi whatever… :)
And Thank you All…. Muaaahhhh……

Soul of a Woman….. :) :)

The topic is been taken from a blog, I really loved it and so had to use it... :)

For all My Darlings, Sweethearts, Dearies……...
What are we, Why are we, What’s close to us, What annoys us, Why people don’t understand us, Why we cry, Are we strong, Why we always look beautiful, Do we need pampering, blah blah blah… If I continue, there would be an umpteen number of questions coming here and still there won’t be anyone who would ever understand ““Soul of a Woman””.

What’s there with all Dad’s, that we Love them so much. Being with them we always feel strong, protected, under a giant shield where no one can dare to harm us. There’s so much of pride while we call ourselves as Dad’s delicate darlings… There is so much of belief, so much of faith when we say - “Dad, I Know, You’ll Always Be There For Me!” and He is there and would never let us fall…

Looking gorgeous is always primacy. She doesn’t need anyone to tell her that she is Beautiful because she knows She is… She looks beautiful when she opens her eye in the morning, she looks beautiful when that hint of yellow sun touches her, she looks beautiful when she is in her night dress, she looks beautiful when angry, she looks beautiful while howling, rather She looks beautiful Every Every Every time… :) She would always know who is watching from which corner of the eye (guys, beware, She knows...:) However she would never get heated rather would have a smile probably a small blush… Yes, she loves Attention and that’s not a crime……….

Every girl feels great when called a fashion icon. She’s thrilled when people would ask, where did you get this watch from, these shoes, that bag, the top, this haircut……… She enjoys being at par with the latest fashion, would walk like a Diva, would stare like a Show stopper and would accept compliments like a Celebrity… She is fond of dressing, she knows to carry herself the best she can, and wishes to be presentable always. Her style statement is just not with the latest fashion, which may be outdated someday; but it is with the confidence she has in her personality with that dress embracing her… Whatever it is, she won’t ever find her wardrobe adequate. Every time she unlocks it, there is nothing to wear, unfortunately true… :) Right girls… Shopping is like our birth right… Hmm, shopping, shopping, wooww, the best thing to do in any mood…

Diamonds are her favorite. A simple ring with a beautiful stone onto it is enough to win her heart. Call her princess and she is all yours. Gifts are precious to her, even though it’s just a small chocolate. She loves to drape into hues of pink. She might frown, however she would be on cloud nine when entitled Sexy. The beauty bones over her neck, the side curves over her waist, the shape of her nails, the shine of her hair, are all a lot important to her. She enjoys taking the lead but moreover would let her man lead her too. You can never count the number of her crushes, the guy in the gym, the one in that parlour, on the third floor, over the fb, in my school, that senior…God, the list would never end… What you guys think only you have the right to discuss us and our assets, Wrong, even we do… ;)

She loves herself. She likes to treat herself with chocolates and ice-creams and would buy flowers for herself. People might call it stupid still she would not forget kissing herself good night in the mirror. God, the mirror would break someday but she won’t stop looking into it. Almost every girl enjoys feeding over chocolates, yummy yummy yummy… She loves all her girl friends, though she might never say it that many times, but she needs them at every moment in her life… She is a lot Jealous and a lot Possessive too. Teddies are like her babies, she adores them, would kiss, hug, talk to it, and sleep holding it, IT meant the Teddy, exclusively… ;) She enjoys laughing loudly and gossiping extremely, it’s her duty to know every single detail of all affairs of every person in her life.

She would like to choose her own life and would live on her terms. Her brain runs behind boundless desires and would always dream to achieve those. She is a real day dreamer. Particularly she is a lot Filmy, have loads of fantasies, though she knows it can happen only over the silver screen still she would imagine to have that in her life. She loves her daily soaps. She gets connected to those screen characters, smile when they are happy and cry when they shed tears. (Remember, the way my SRK cries, he can make your eyes wet anytime). She would show that she is a lot extrovert, but remember there is a lot of shyness, sophistication inside. She is a lot ambitious, let her fly. She may cry for every small reason but she is surely stronger than you. Loss of a small lipstick or breaking of a nail is also a big deal for her. If you show a little care, a bit of love, we get emotionally involved with you. We fall a lot sooner and then it takes ages to come back, to move on.

All girls are Stupid, that’s a proven fact; fine, accepted… But we love our dumbness, we look a lot cuter into that, isn’t it ??? :P Yes, we are bad, very much bad at hardware’s, electronics, so what, we have you guys for that, right.. :) Some women are fond of cooking and some just hate, however every woman can cook well and has her specialty item which no one else can prepare like her. We read Push on the doors and still we Pull it. We enter into the elevator, sometimes chatting with other girls, peeping in the phone or just lost into the thoughts, forgetting that we have to press that button to make the elevator move. Unlike guys, we are a lot shy to discuss the xxx even with our girl friends. We still count numbers using our fingers. We go into a room and as always forget why we were there; all the precious attempts to recall are in vain always.

Her smile can make millions fall (she uses it very well) and her anger can give you blues. Talking over the phone is her passion. She loves to talk, talk and talk, let her. You know her silence is deadly, which has thousand words behind it, and would prick you badly. If she replies saying “Nothing”, it surely means “A lot”. If she says “Im fine”, obviously she is not. If she says “Forget it”, she means “Don’t you dare do that in future”. She won’t mind to be called as dim, slow by her man when there is no third one to listen however would be hurt badly if he calls the same in public. She has those powers to confidently win everyone’s heart and that command to make a Man cry. When it comes to kids, her heart melts like wax. (obviously that candle wala wax my dear… :D)

Has anyone ever read what’s going on in our mind, no, never, why they don’t?? There is so much that is always running under her brains, so much of love, pain, un-exposed emotions. She thinks, feels a lot lot more than what she presents before you. She calculates a lot. Can forget what she ate yesterday but would never forget all those important dates. She would lie at times to hide her pain. She would keep things in her mind, would never tell you what she wants, what she likes; its you, who have to read that silence…….. And if you do, you definitely carve that place in her heart which has the most difficult steps to climb… Lucky Do* :P

She is out of her mind, wanna cry; Let her… What she needs is just a shoulder; someone who would listen, listen her weep and weep lot… let her cry her heart out… There’s a lot she cannot share, there’s a lot pain inside, and it has to come out. Don’t get frustrated, don’t shout on her, let her be the way she needs to be. Remember, if she is using your shoulder, if she is showing her damp face to you, you mean a lot to her. When she opens her mouth, blabbers what she want to, just listen; in the end of conversation you would realize, you have someone very special, very close to you……

To summarize, there’s a lot more that I can write, that I might have missed and there’s a lot in the above lines that may not be acceptable to others. However that’s what my understanding, experience and my feminine instincts speak.
My Dear Ladies………….. Life is a voyage, travelled just once, giving you one chance, so cherish every moment – its precious. Dream what you want to dream, laugh as much laud as you want to, Spill the tears as many times you need to, go where you want to go, act the way you are, be totally what you are, give yourself that freedom, allow those wings to fly, talk as much as shit you like to, flirt with as many guys you want, look as stunning as you can, get down totally with your beers, express you feelings, be a little jealous. Stay happy, Eat healthy, Be protected, Smile always.......... (Smile, It Kills, kills many)

Love her, respect her, adore her, understand her, talk to her, show your care……… She needs nothing else… (Remember nothing means a lot... wink wink)

PS.
Check out the pic of my new chappal, isn’t it supercool… The brand name is Bonjour, using it for the first time… Someday will have all my shoe collection pics here, I’m sure you will love to see those… :)

My New Haircut, my new look, my new glairs… As always Appu is looking stunning, wooow…
You know why ?? Coz Every girl under this globe is beautiful, extremely gorgeous and exceptionally sexy... wink wink

Check out my Watch collection, thought of clicking them individually but avoided since it would have taken a lot of space... I hope you like them all... (I wish I had those guts to put here my UG's collection, seriously even that's superb...... :P :P :P)

1. Paris Hilton, 2. Gucci, 3. Swatch, 4. Tomato, 5. Louis Vuitton

1. Gino Milano, 2. Sonata, 3. Titan Fast Track, 4. Titan Fast Track 5. Swatch

PSS.
Happy to see Namrata eat Non-veg again after a long sanyas of 3 big years. OMG, imagine 3 years. Was that WORth??? Darling, God is not that unkind to see His children not pursuing their favorites in life, just for the sake of gaining something else. Everyone has their part of hardships in life, but are those so hard that we cannot come out of them. Because of one heart break you cannot forget those millions of hearts that would weep if you are gloomy. Accept the challenges, learn, grow, be happy with what you have. Remember, you are special, a lot special, to a lot many people……. Wish you get your best choice and use the knowledge of reading Mills n Boon in the best way :P :) (aur ye sari nasiyat, prayers free mai nahi milti, 5 Bournville ready rakhna…)

PSSS.
The pics in the above post are with some of my roomies when I used to stay in a PG, and one is with my darling baby chikki…
Before I finish – Love You all…. Muaaaazzzzzzzz…… :)