Lovely Crap @ Office with Lovely people…

Heyyy… This is a bit A-rated post, so if you are 18+ and a certified adult, then go ahead reading this or else go back and switch on to your fairy tales. I had so many different topics to write on, so many different things are taking place in life but donno whats going on these days that im always in paucity of time to write… Still keeping all my older topics on hold, this is some super cool crap fun that did happen in office last Thursday when there was not much work and we all were getting bored. We were playing Dumb Charades (pronounced as Shə Rahdz) which is a word guessing game. For those who have never played it before, it is an acting game in which one player acts out a word or a phrase by pantomiming similar-sounding words, using physical gestures rather than verbal language to convey and other players would guess the words. Most probably we play it with the movie names…
We were Four, two in each team. Purvi-Tejal as one team and Appu-Mayank as other team.

The first movie where I had to show my mute acting skills was ‘Toonpur ka Superhero’. The primary craze that came to my mind was of acting on the difference in dressing sense that we - the no power mango people (aam admi) and a Superhero have. Correct darling, its something that He wears outside; but I was too shy to do that… Even the new 3D movie Magamind has a superhero Metroman wearing his grey lowers over his pants… he he… okk come back… So the funniest part of our game and what I call it as A-rated was when Mayank was acting for Pushpak and I had to guess it… So again a red signal for the baccha party rest Njoy the crap….
Mayank began explaining me that the movie name is just one word and he would be acting for first half part of the word. He made some gestures so that I can imagine a door… after that with both hands he acted like he is moving the door and my mind guessed it to be Push; which was rather correct… But with full on expressions on my face, in my words, I told Mayank, ‘so you mean “Puuussshhhhhhh”’ with all the music that I could add to the word…(try pronouncing it in your mind) and and and everybody started laughing; exactly they thought the same that your intelligence is thinking now. However it was not a hospital and nobody delivered a baby, seriously… he he he… :)
Well after giving a hard try to stop our laughter, we continued the game. Now Mayank had to act for second half part… He moved his hands showing Ganguly’s six to let me guess cricket, so that I will hop to India then guessing Pakistan which had the last three letters required; unfortunately my brain was still on some other Cricket… wink wink… And I was not able to reach Pakistan…
Then he had to find out some other way and acted like he is cooking so that I could guess “pakana” which is ‘to prepare/cook’ in hindi, however I presumed it to be ‘banana’ which is ‘to make’ in hindi… and then purvi shouted saying ‘Banana Chiku Peru, go ahead with other fruits’:D On this Mayank pointed her and made me repeat her words and when I pronounced ‘Peru’… he told correct and acted like I have to join the two words… and in a next moment without having any thought I shouted “PushPeru” and everybody laughed like hell… and then I lowering my volume to minimum did shoot “How would anybody push a peru in yaar”; again my words did reach the other six ears as with the God’s grace my volume never cuts down to that level which could not be heard by others… And the laughs were heard at a distance of 25 feet even…
Then he acted in a way so that I can give all the bad words that I know… I gave a lot in hindi, then started in English and gave many, but the one he wanted me to speak, my looser brain didn’t even think about it… will let you know the word (bad word :D) in the end…
Atlast I told him that it’s high time, and he should act something proper so that I can guess the word. But you know when the brains are already on the wrong track, nobody can find any turns to get them on the right path… He told me he has another way but was confused to show the gestures, and me acting smart told him go ahead don’t fear… and the lovely Dog (lemme me call him that) showed me middle finger, on which he had to accept my bad words exclusively for him… still I had to win and asked him ‘does he meant Sex’ by his act ??? And tried to join Push with it, this time just inside my brains not verbally and gave weird expressions which were encrypted by others with a smile… he he…
Getting annoyed Darling Purvi stopped this conversation of mine and told ‘enough now I will act for the second half word and in a very Veggie way’… I had to get my brains back which was still joining those two words… :D
Then madam did acted like to hold my water bottle and I guessed it to be “Pakadna” which is ‘to catch’ in hindi. She asked me to cut the word into two halves and consider the first half and I told it to be ‘Pak’, which was indeed correct. And then I had to just join the words, there I got it to be “Pushpak” atlastttttt… Phewwwww
Now you guys are thinking what word Mayank wanted me to guess; the word which I was not able to guess… It was Fuck… like fuck-puk… he thought I would guess it and then rhyme it to Pak… he he he… and foolish me, uttered so many bad words but not the most common one…
After so much of amusement, we had to stop our game… already the whole floor was annoyed with our hi-pitch volume, and then the hungry stomachs were lead to cafeteria…

Im sure now you all are eager to see the faces of my fun loving colleagues… here I go –

Purvi – We address each other as darling, janemann, sweetheart, and with all those lovely words; are your eyebrows falling off your head, stop them, we are straight, okkkk…. She is my cute little movie partner… and I have a desire to comb my hair with her round hair brush which she never shares.
Tejal – She is my moti-rolly, and the bitch calls me D… After a long time I came to know D means Dayan i.e. Witch in English, so what her brother calls me sexy… and she has those possessive expressions when Purvi calls someone sonu… We just love to tease you babes…
Mayank – Lucky guy privileged to get a team having four gorgeous girls and the guy happily flaunts… A dear friend and a nice shayar… who is very well aware if he dare don’t praise Appu, she would send bad boys (gunde) to hit him… he he
Namrata – She was on leave when we played this game still I would like to introduce her… A girl who would always tell me “tere to kitne deewane hai” (You have so many fans)… But darling why do you forget the poor fat double battery uncle who loves to talk to you in canteen, gets some mom made puran-poli for you and someone who always find chances to sit besides you… And your uncle is really like one woman man, he would never give me those looks which he always have exclusively for you… :( :(
And how can I forget ME….
Appu – The Bitch, the Witch of the team… And I know You all Love Appu a lot... :) Thank you, thank you, thank you... Muuaahhh...

There are some more people and I don’t want to miss a chance to have their names here –
Phani – We love you and we miss you… One of the best person, I have ever met, so clam, so down to earth and a super dedicated husband… Lucky sridevi…
Amol – Sometimes funny, sometimes cranky… very dedicated, working 24*7… we used to think he would have all his marriage rituals with his laptop in one hand… hopefully it didn’t happen… :)
Anburaj – Speaks less, and have all his passwords with the name of Kavita… I don’t know who is she, whenever asked he would smile… hey, now every smile does not mean that he is going around… ;)
Kashyap – Fun-loving, naughty Dog; someone whose company I enjoy… He does very well come under that Kamina kind of group… Had 5 GF’s so far and is waiting for the next one… and I wish he never gets the 6th one… :D
Raghav – He dares to call me Di, and one day he is going to get killed for the same… but he is real sweet, have superb presence of mind with all his funny traits and replies reminding me my 3 yrs back fun with lovely colleagues of my first project…

Pradeep – I really had less conversation with him, but I have to point out something… He did send Chocolates for Purvi from Delhi to Pune, and not for me… But dear Pradeep, there cannot be any bigger lover of chocolate (especially dark ones) than me so you owe me many of them… and and and Im Waiting… Thanks in Advance… :)

Aashique – Im so so so Sorry not to have my dear Ramp Walk Partner on my blog, when I first uploaded this post. You are always missed, especially your jokes, one liners, the way you imitated Shrini’s walk of pulling pants up by putting hands into the pockets and the way you used to mimic Tejal’s musical words. We all are still worried how much percent of your lungs must have grown Black with the smoke that you put inside your body daily. As per Shrini, I have to talk just good about you, right... he he... So before running with your girl count how many days you have in hand... ha ha... Kidding... Happy Smoking... And we are still waiting for the party...
Prem – I spoke less with him, so none of his secrets are revealed yet, however the day I come across something, this space will be filled up… Microscopes are switched on Prem…

Again not losing an opportunity to introduce some more people here, who also are or were a part and parcel of my Project Cheetah... :)
- Shrinivas, Vandana, Garima, Zubeen, Manisha and Paresh...
So what if we don’t have many memories to cherish, we would graph some now onwards... :)

So this is my super cool team, the team with whom I daily have 9 hours of a very happening life. Thank you all for being a part of my Appu’s life… I have met loads of fantastic people here and would surely introduce them all some day. Let me take a break now or you guys would go bored stop reading this space… :)

P.S. – It was Sankrant on Saturday… I was at my native… Here are some clicks of playing kite with my Darling Bro, Daddy Cool and some friends… Night before I slept just for 2 hours so bear with the dark circles… :( :( :( That doesn't mean Appu is not looking dazzling, right ?? :)