The IPOD Saga…

There are theories written on it, but ask someone who is actually in Love to explain the meaning of love; and for sure the person would be short of words… and that’s true… You smile, you sing, you are happy, you don’t fight much and you have a crush on your life; these are some strong symptoms… When you see all these in anyone, just shock him by telling – I know, you are in Love… And see those Expressions which would elaborate, Yes, He is… But but but, have you ever seen a person loving one of his materialistic luxury so much so that when the nature snatches that luxury he gets sad, a lot sad… so sad that the complete saga is been explained to everyone individually over the phone; poor friends. And just not satisfied by these many sympathies that the person needs to explain his sorrow to everyone through the fastest spreading social networking site Facebook… And then what happens, you get a complete Garam masala to read and enjoy and laugh and laugh and just laugh… And so I thought the super talented people who used so much of brains to give awesomely awesome, awesome times awesome, I would say awesome square comments on that sad status should get a space on my blog…

"This was the 7 year old iPod which was lost "

So here I go with The iPod Saga…

The Status was –
Kashyap: Had an awesome trip... to haridwar and rishikesh... unfortunately lost my most precious gift.. my IPOD :(
Dear ipod u r gone.. :- Feels like I’m missing 8gb of my life" (Didn’t knew life is measured in GB’s, will talk to him and let you all know how to calculate so we all will know exact status of GB we have)

And following were the comments on this Status –
Anushka: ohhhh... chal thik hai enjoy to hogaya na...hheheehe
Mangat: u didnt lost it dude... Ipod escaped from you. ‘Budda’ ho gaya tha vo (actually 7 yrs one iPod big time)
Shantanu: NAHIIIIIII.... hum ye sun nahi sakte..... kaha do ke ye jhoot hai... :'( (filmy)
Rohit: Kah rahe the,...hume gift kar dete...jaisa bhi tha...me kaam chala leta...!!!! (ab naya wala mang lena, firse ghumne ke darr se vo de dega)
Sumit: hooooooo... (Is this kinda moaning like a Dog)
Kashyap: shantanu bhai neend nahin aa rahi hai jabse khoya hai..... gaadi mein baitho toh lagta hi nahin. drive karne ka man nahin karta.. :( will take the new one soon.. in day or two... @Rohit :- saale de deta.. huh @mangat :- veer budha to tu bhi ho gya.. (Why don’t u stop driving ur car then)
Shantanu: Koi nahi yaar....bas jo collection tha vo awesome tha bhai...agar us collection ka backup hai, tab to All is well !! :) (this was a lolz comment, surely from someone who must have enjoyed the collection in that ‘Gone iPod’ :D)
Lalit: i hope ki new one also rocks in the same way the old one did but just with your collection... :))
Mangat: ‎bhai agar mai budda ho gaya hun to tera kya hoga... iPod ki baat hai bhai tu mere wala rakh le.. iTouch sirf 18k mein... market se 2k sasta de dunga :) dekh, isse accha soda kahi nahi milega…. (good place to market their products, anyone interested)
Tulika: oh ohh .. poor u ... sympathies...
Jonty: bhaiya maine isi liye aapko kaha tha ki meko de do....but aap maane hi nhi...now bhugto.....:p:p...haha (a typical typical lil brother)
Kashyap: saale kamine...tere muh mein keede...tere muh mein dhull (bass itna hi, I thought something better would come here.. wink wink)
Jonty: haha.....hehe...meri toh hansi hi nahi ruk rahi....hahahehehe....
Zubeen: ohhh so sad.....bichara jo bhi hoga kutta chor abhi apne car me lagake songs sun raha hoga na :D.............aur sab tareef bhi kar rahe honge....ki mast cheez laya hai.....vo bhi khareed ke...sath mai songs ka aisa mast collection :P hum aapke sath hain... (Making fun of frndz is the best thing in the world)
Prateek: You do know that your iPhone can act as your iPod? (Probably he might have forgotten, remember getting buddha)
Raghav: Sir try to forget it like a BAD(SECTOR) MEMORY (Engineers have to show their Computer knowledge everywhere)
Gaurav: i can understand d connection n feel ur pain.... its just life's way of sayin.. get a brand new one dude!! :-) (guess, this guy might have lost his GF and then got a new better one, so can understand the feel, the pain)
Pradeep: get 16GB ... buy one get one free ,,, ;-) :-) (Have you worked in some mall at the time of Stock Clearance Sale)
Garima: May IPOD's soul rest in peace :P .. Ab kashyap Jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai, Hui hia wahi jo raam rachi rakha. (Was the Cremation process done ?? :D)
Aparana: ohh, so sorry... so whenz the Funeral Party ??? And have you noted down the date so that we can have a 2 mins silence every year.. :( :D vese 2 din se comments apdhne mai bada majja aa raha hai…. :) (Waiting for the party still)
Deepanshu: bhai ipod ki tombstone par mere do phool chada dena... (Hope the tombstone is prepared out of Marble)
Nikhil: Bhai. Jane wale ko kaun rok paya hai. Chal koi ni. Naya aayega
Kashyap: ‎@deepanshu:- saale fool toh mein chada dunga.. naya tu hi gift karna @aparna:- yes i have noted down the date.. will have silence every yr... and tujhe bhaut majja aa rahi hia na... u need to contribute to the new one too... (logo ko bass gift mangne ka mauka chaiye)
Deepanshu: Abe Kashyap yeh kya hain... mere se ek ipod gift main lega... Aparna se contribution lega... us contribution ka karega kya???batao aaj kal logo ne ipod ki mayaat ka business bana rakha hain ... Kashyap sudhar jaa ... (This was nice… :D)
Kashyap: tu gift deta hai toh us se contri nahin.. credit card number de, baki mai dekh lunga… (do give it to us even, will use the number in best possible way)
Nikhil: Are yar deepanshu samaj tum ise Ipod gift karna, aparna Headphones ke liye contribute kardegi aur mein chal ise ipod ka Cover le duga. Kya yad rakhega kin dosto se palla pada hai. (he he, better idea.)
Deepanshu: abe gift mang raha hain ki credit card number...
Jatin: Mese se vapis lele yaar… (means even the first one was gifted by him :D)
Kashyap: wow what frnds i hv ... jatin wants to gift me again....deepanshu gift karne ko tyar, niks gift karne ko tyar... aparna gift karne ko tyar...... i m so so happy. doston luv u all (yaa yaa, free mai mil raha hai to koi bhi love u all kahega..)
Aparana: We were pakkese ready to get you your new ipod, HoWeVeR…Guys check - he is So So Happy, that means no more Sad… sab nautanki khatam…So to all who were ready to gift – Lets take our words back… :) :)
Deepanshu: aysa karte hain ki sab log milkar ek hi ipod de dete hain...that way sab log tere ko khush dekhenge and u will not have 4 diff ipods :P (hmmmm, try some business, u will handle it good.)
Aparana: Idea accha hai... Me In... But still he is already Happy :D :D
Deepanshu: haa waise yeh bhi acha hain ki gam kam hoo gaya hain toh naye ipod ki kya zarrurat... aur waise bhi naya ipod purane ki jagah thode hi le payega... purane ipod ki aatma pareshan karegi sabko :) (Exactly we don’t want any Bhoot following us everytime)
Nikhil: in lieu of 8gb, he have lost 8kg (good to know this, 80-8kg is better; that means if you keep loosing such things there would be a day when nobody would call you fatty… faida dekho)

I think you all must be having that Smile on your face reading this complete saga. Poor buddy, he lost his iPod, however giving us a moment to laugh and enjoy. So what, he has got his new brand iPod again in his pocket that too Fukat (Free). His useless friends actually gave him his beloved again. What do you think will his wife call this iPod? It is Saut… he he he… Jokes apart, I and all my blog readers are so sorry for you and so we would maintain a silence for next 2 mins… Common guys… 1,2,3, Go…. …. …. …. I can see some people are not closing their eyes, see some are laughing, atleast bow your head down… and remember that Lata Mangeshkar’s Song – “ai mere vatan ke logo, jara aakhon mai bharlo pani, jo shahid huve hai unki (iPod ji ki), jara yaad karo kurbani”… Hope your lovely iPod must be happy where ever it is, may be with some beggar, or some thief, or must have got crushed down under the big tyres of some ugly lorry, we just pray for it to be in Peace… :) and you be happy happy with your new fukat iPod…

"This is the new iPod"

So what’s the moral two of this big story – See how FB have started playing a big role in our lives, its not feasible for us to call and let all our people know what’s going on in our life, but we can let them know by broadcasting though FB… and that’s what everybody does… however recently I have seen some very funny status over FB like as follows –
Nilesh: entered to hostel (will he update next time when he enters a Loo)

Prathamesh: not online.. (I didn’t knew FB has a facility of updating status when you are not online)
Piyush: invisible... (Mr. India)
Sunil: watchin Prison break... (do write on FB when u watch an xxx)
Rupali: completing project (how can you access fb when u r studying)
Rohan: slept early today… (did anyone asked you??)

Waiting for the day when your frndz would have their status as –
--- Having bad loose motions today :’( (Better take some tablets)
--- Busy kissing my GF… :* (Why don’t u paste some pics here for us to enjoy)
--- Sleeping with my Dog… (hope its just a dog)
:D:D:D:D:D
So guys enjoy Facebooking until we don’t get the next networking site that catches our attention more than FB….

P.S.
I have started learning a bit of cooking… Prepared ice-creams over the weekend, and both of them tasted yummy, so Appu is learning… Cheers…

P.S.S
Apologies… Everybody knows Appu is having terrible memory when it comes to dates, names, faces; so what’s the point on getting angry when she forgets someone’s birthday. Its not for the first time, it happens every time. Better you can help her by reminding that “Today is my B’day”. Sorry of not wishing on time… Appu to aisehi hai yaar, uspe koi ghussa kar sakta hai kyaa………. ??????? :)

"See my Eye... So innocent, (so beautiful ;)) ab to mann jao yaar..."

P.S.S.S
Not lossing any chance to say – Love You all… Muaah…. :) Missed you all and this blogging world, got a lot worked up last two months... So what, Appu's back...

Muaah... Muaah... Muaah... Muaah... Muaah...