Again begins the Monsoon….

Do you remember those days when in Std 7/8th on that rust bicycle with those mates in same school dress, all wearing that big weird Rain coat and rushing to school, no dress check if that was not ironed, no shoe check if those were not polished, no hair check if those were not oiled, no scolding on having your food in the classroom, wet campus, leaking corridors, so many off lectures, dry atmosphere, sleepy teachers and sleepy you, and that’s what we loved about rains…. We grew up; life changed but not the situations… Probably, the bicycle got transformed to the bikes and then the cars; or shoes to the hi-heels, the stilettos; However the Rains are same, lovely as always………

Ohh there, you are still in flash back… okk okk… so you are trying to recall your lovely memories of this superb wet season… okk… it was raining when you gave her that Red rose, ohh, that Kiss under that tree… He getting that Garam Chai for you, hmm, you got his jacket… those bike rides when it was drizzling… those Cozy evenings… Heaters… Oooo, come back… Don’t forget SHE dumped you in the Winters….:D :D so what… Monsoon is back… and Dil to Baccha hai jiiiii………..

Jokes apart……………… Its always pleasurable time when the season begins… Everyone has their beautiful memories of this part of the year… It’s hardly 15 days, monsoon have started in Pune…. And I, I already had a lot lot of Supercool Time……

Movies of the month –
Kumpfu Panda II, Hangover II, Ready…………… All were 4 star, highly humorous movies… I laughed my heart out, enjoyed like hell… And specifically No body threw me out of the Theater getting irritated by hearing my highest-volumes of Laughs…… I was all lout pout, legs up down-on the chair-on the agge wala chair-hair scattered-holding stomach and what not… I thought no body was watching, to my distress my bajuwali my darling Purvi saw my bad, full mouth open, useless expressions… But she admitted “Mera pyar kum nahi huva hai tere liye” …. Yahooo… Dhinka chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika…. (With that skirt wala step)
Already decided Future Movies – This week = Always Kabhi Kabhi… Next Week = Cars… First week of July = Zindagi na milegi dobara………… wow I’m Loving it… Lovely June…

Getting Wet, All Wet, And Wet In Rains….
Girls look superb in wet clothes, wet hair, right; fortunately we were wearing Black me, Green she… :D Two super cute girls after sleeping at around 4am the day before, do wake up early in the morning say 10:30 am just to open the window and see the sky as grey as it could be and peeing like hell. So what?? There was a planned outing over the weekend, hence it was Mandatory to shop… And then what happens –
Someone shops a nice new shorts; to avoid being the only one in the group, she persuades the second girl to buy… the other girl hesitates, presenting those girls types wale nakhre on wearing those cute balloon cotton pants…
Second – kaise lag raha hai… mujhe thoda chota lag raha hai
First – arre nahi, bohot pyara lag raha hai… tujhe comfortable hai na… thoda hi to upar aa raha hai….
Second – pakka na, tujhe koi sath chaiye shorts ke liye isliye chada rahi hai…
First – naa, sachme… tu le le… mast hai…
Shopping done…
Both of them were out to buy just TWO Shorts and number of item brought were –
Shorts – Two
Tee’s – Two
Top – One
Purse (Pink-maroon) – One
Chappal – One
Designer Necklace – One
*** – One
Ooo Boys…. Stop Blinking those eyes……….
As always I elaborated the background, but the important think I wanted to tell was----------------
Me the First and She the Second, shopped for two days and while returning back…. It was raining, raining heavily, we were all drenched, completely, totally… Nothing was on us, which was not wet… And were riding the bike the fast we could on those watery roads… smiling, laughing, joking, enjoying the rains… On that poolside, there were loads of ‘accumulated water’, puddles, and whenever any bike sped from our side, splashed that water on our body; however we made a point to do the same with someone else… and sped smiling and shouting loudly… That’s the real entertaining part of Rains…. (logo ko pareshan karna.. wow)… I just wished to sit behind a bike, hands open to accept natures hug, facing towards the sky and permitting those droplets to wet my face (hayee ekdum filmy). Unfortunately I was the bloody rider………. :( :(

SiX Hotties @ Hotel Food Link Court –
Dinners at Star Hotels are a vital part of this Season… You know why?? Check the PS., Priyanka’s example… ;) wink wink…. Yes, we all got ready like Hotties and placed our butts at our already reserved Table… The real fun began after 30 mins, when Miss R called for a Martini shot and after having half a glass, mam started behaving like a DRuNK… First time in my life I had witnessed what happens when someone gets Talli………. Do you want to know ?????????
This is what she was blabbering –
Mai thik hu , Mujhe kuch nahi huva hai, Tu mere pass aise kyu dekh rahi hai, I am fine, I want some lemonade, get me lemon juice, Aise mat dekh na, Yeh Kadva hai, Mene use sweet lane bola tha, usne sour laya, Im going to finish this, Can I keep this, mujhe nahi jaa raha hai…………. Etc etc etc……… The whole staff was hopping around our table to watch the drama, the show and the show stopper.
And we have promised her, in future whenever we go for a gr8 dinner party we will surely take her, help her have drinks and then njoy njoy njoy…….
(I would have loved to show, but it was Miss R’s Cam and she have not yet shared the pics)

Outings, beeches, waterparks…
First Weekend ==== with cousins at Chand Biwi ka Mehel
Second Weekend ==== with some more cousins at Shirdi Water Park. Love You Tinu baby, I had a blast with you that day. I would have got bored if you would have not accompanied me to play all the darawne, khatarnak slides… :) :)
And Third Weekend ==== Now this was real Amusement…. With all my office Friends at ALIBaug… We started in the early morning, reached first Beech at around 11… The climate was lovely; no sun, damp, chill, showery and we all 7 in the sea... Playing volleyball, throwing mud balls, jumping in the water, resisting the hits of the waves, trying to survive the body weight on the legs which unfortunately I was not able to… so what I had all my friends to handle me and take their good chances… Dogs and Bitches… Except Purvi, you know she is my darling… wink wink wink… By the end of the day we all were looking not like the Beauty Queens but so black, so red, so dull, so tired, so weird, all tanned… Donno how many rounds of Wax its gonna take to get rid of that Tann….

Note – Whenever you go for an outing remember Do Sleep well, eat well the day before if you have heat problem… Or else than cry if you get those Bloody Reddy Pimples… :( :( :(……… hmm.. hmm.. ooo common.. Still people commented “Koi To Roko Isse”…………… We all were looking awesome, sexy, beautiful… :) (Don’t worry my Sweetheart’s, Appu’s gonna meet a Doctor this week…)
Check the pic and even you would say the same – KOI TO ROKO INHE………….

PS.
I have a doubt – How do Girls wear Those Tiny Hot Shorts into this wet cold season and the funniest part is, they take a
‘Shall’ to cover their Arms… Why?? What mistake your sexy legs have done that they need to be open to this dreadful weather?????? For Eg… Priyanka Chopra in Khatro ke Khiladi…… God, all the Khiladi’s were shivering and she was in her super shorts…. But that’s the Fun, right Girls…. ;););)

PSS.
Super funny…
A friend visited Bangalore to meet his GF… While returning back, the security stopped him at the bag check… They say there is something slimy liquid in your bag…. Removed all the cosmetics… Recheck… Still the same… Emptied the complete bag… Recheck… Still the same… something gooey at the upper part of the bag… Opened the chain… There was a paper wrap… He smiled and removed it… Recheck… Nothing Nothing Nothin… All fine… Everyone was surprised… Questioning… What’s in that paper wrap… Friend - head down, shy, blush, smiling (shameless)… Slowly into the ears of security… It was a “Used Cond**”………….. Everybody chuckled, giggled, laughed…. :D :D :D :D :D You too can laugh…. :)
Now this Can happen in any SEAson… he he he….

PSSS.
Compliments –
Some days ago Namrata says, “Tu picche se Priyanka jaisi lag rahi hai” (okk… even that would do..)
Last week Sheetal Di says “Appu vo Tia jaisi hai” (I love that Tia from Remix) Always wanted to hear this from someone…
Friday – Harish says “jab tu aa rahi thi mujhe hallucination huva ki Priyanka aa rahi hai, par tu thi”… He thought it was a joke, well my dear I took it as a compliment…
The Best One – Jiyaji’s friend Kamlesh – His wife – Deepa – She and her mon-in law says – “mujhe tum dono behene ekdum BARbie Doll lagti ho”. Now that’s a flattering comment which every girl would dream of… Thanks Deepa Bhabhi/Didi whatever… :)
And Thank you All…. Muaaahhhh……