The IPOD Saga…

There are theories written on it, but ask someone who is actually in Love to explain the meaning of love; and for sure the person would be short of words… and that’s true… You smile, you sing, you are happy, you don’t fight much and you have a crush on your life; these are some strong symptoms… When you see all these in anyone, just shock him by telling – I know, you are in Love… And see those Expressions which would elaborate, Yes, He is… But but but, have you ever seen a person loving one of his materialistic luxury so much so that when the nature snatches that luxury he gets sad, a lot sad… so sad that the complete saga is been explained to everyone individually over the phone; poor friends. And just not satisfied by these many sympathies that the person needs to explain his sorrow to everyone through the fastest spreading social networking site Facebook… And then what happens, you get a complete Garam masala to read and enjoy and laugh and laugh and just laugh… And so I thought the super talented people who used so much of brains to give awesomely awesome, awesome times awesome, I would say awesome square comments on that sad status should get a space on my blog…

"This was the 7 year old iPod which was lost "

So here I go with The iPod Saga…

The Status was –
Kashyap: Had an awesome trip... to haridwar and rishikesh... unfortunately lost my most precious gift.. my IPOD :(
Dear ipod u r gone.. :- Feels like I’m missing 8gb of my life" (Didn’t knew life is measured in GB’s, will talk to him and let you all know how to calculate so we all will know exact status of GB we have)

And following were the comments on this Status –
Anushka: ohhhh... chal thik hai enjoy to hogaya na...hheheehe
Mangat: u didnt lost it dude... Ipod escaped from you. ‘Budda’ ho gaya tha vo (actually 7 yrs one iPod big time)
Shantanu: NAHIIIIIII.... hum ye sun nahi sakte..... kaha do ke ye jhoot hai... :'( (filmy)
Rohit: Kah rahe the,...hume gift kar dete...jaisa bhi tha...me kaam chala leta...!!!! (ab naya wala mang lena, firse ghumne ke darr se vo de dega)
Sumit: hooooooo... (Is this kinda moaning like a Dog)
Kashyap: shantanu bhai neend nahin aa rahi hai jabse khoya hai..... gaadi mein baitho toh lagta hi nahin. drive karne ka man nahin karta.. :( will take the new one soon.. in day or two... @Rohit :- saale de deta.. huh @mangat :- veer budha to tu bhi ho gya.. (Why don’t u stop driving ur car then)
Shantanu: Koi nahi yaar....bas jo collection tha vo awesome tha bhai...agar us collection ka backup hai, tab to All is well !! :) (this was a lolz comment, surely from someone who must have enjoyed the collection in that ‘Gone iPod’ :D)
Lalit: i hope ki new one also rocks in the same way the old one did but just with your collection... :))
Mangat: ‎bhai agar mai budda ho gaya hun to tera kya hoga... iPod ki baat hai bhai tu mere wala rakh le.. iTouch sirf 18k mein... market se 2k sasta de dunga :) dekh, isse accha soda kahi nahi milega…. (good place to market their products, anyone interested)
Tulika: oh ohh .. poor u ... sympathies...
Jonty: bhaiya maine isi liye aapko kaha tha ki meko de do....but aap maane hi nhi...now bhugto.....:p:p...haha (a typical typical lil brother)
Kashyap: saale kamine...tere muh mein keede...tere muh mein dhull (bass itna hi, I thought something better would come here.. wink wink)
Jonty: haha.....hehe...meri toh hansi hi nahi ruk rahi....hahahehehe....
Zubeen: ohhh so sad.....bichara jo bhi hoga kutta chor abhi apne car me lagake songs sun raha hoga na :D.............aur sab tareef bhi kar rahe honge....ki mast cheez laya hai.....vo bhi khareed ke...sath mai songs ka aisa mast collection :P hum aapke sath hain... (Making fun of frndz is the best thing in the world)
Prateek: You do know that your iPhone can act as your iPod? (Probably he might have forgotten, remember getting buddha)
Raghav: Sir try to forget it like a BAD(SECTOR) MEMORY (Engineers have to show their Computer knowledge everywhere)
Gaurav: i can understand d connection n feel ur pain.... its just life's way of sayin.. get a brand new one dude!! :-) (guess, this guy might have lost his GF and then got a new better one, so can understand the feel, the pain)
Pradeep: get 16GB ... buy one get one free ,,, ;-) :-) (Have you worked in some mall at the time of Stock Clearance Sale)
Garima: May IPOD's soul rest in peace :P .. Ab kashyap Jaane wale ko kaun rok sakta hai, Hui hia wahi jo raam rachi rakha. (Was the Cremation process done ?? :D)
Aparana: ohh, so sorry... so whenz the Funeral Party ??? And have you noted down the date so that we can have a 2 mins silence every year.. :( :D vese 2 din se comments apdhne mai bada majja aa raha hai…. :) (Waiting for the party still)
Deepanshu: bhai ipod ki tombstone par mere do phool chada dena... (Hope the tombstone is prepared out of Marble)
Nikhil: Bhai. Jane wale ko kaun rok paya hai. Chal koi ni. Naya aayega
Kashyap: ‎@deepanshu:- saale fool toh mein chada dunga.. naya tu hi gift karna @aparna:- yes i have noted down the date.. will have silence every yr... and tujhe bhaut majja aa rahi hia na... u need to contribute to the new one too... (logo ko bass gift mangne ka mauka chaiye)
Deepanshu: Abe Kashyap yeh kya hain... mere se ek ipod gift main lega... Aparna se contribution lega... us contribution ka karega kya???batao aaj kal logo ne ipod ki mayaat ka business bana rakha hain ... Kashyap sudhar jaa ... (This was nice… :D)
Kashyap: tu gift deta hai toh us se contri nahin.. credit card number de, baki mai dekh lunga… (do give it to us even, will use the number in best possible way)
Nikhil: Are yar deepanshu samaj tum ise Ipod gift karna, aparna Headphones ke liye contribute kardegi aur mein chal ise ipod ka Cover le duga. Kya yad rakhega kin dosto se palla pada hai. (he he, better idea.)
Deepanshu: abe gift mang raha hain ki credit card number...
Jatin: Mese se vapis lele yaar… (means even the first one was gifted by him :D)
Kashyap: wow what frnds i hv ... jatin wants to gift me again....deepanshu gift karne ko tyar, niks gift karne ko tyar... aparna gift karne ko tyar...... i m so so happy. doston luv u all (yaa yaa, free mai mil raha hai to koi bhi love u all kahega..)
Aparana: We were pakkese ready to get you your new ipod, HoWeVeR…Guys check - he is So So Happy, that means no more Sad… sab nautanki khatam…So to all who were ready to gift – Lets take our words back… :) :)
Deepanshu: aysa karte hain ki sab log milkar ek hi ipod de dete hain...that way sab log tere ko khush dekhenge and u will not have 4 diff ipods :P (hmmmm, try some business, u will handle it good.)
Aparana: Idea accha hai... Me In... But still he is already Happy :D :D
Deepanshu: haa waise yeh bhi acha hain ki gam kam hoo gaya hain toh naye ipod ki kya zarrurat... aur waise bhi naya ipod purane ki jagah thode hi le payega... purane ipod ki aatma pareshan karegi sabko :) (Exactly we don’t want any Bhoot following us everytime)
Nikhil: in lieu of 8gb, he have lost 8kg (good to know this, 80-8kg is better; that means if you keep loosing such things there would be a day when nobody would call you fatty… faida dekho)

I think you all must be having that Smile on your face reading this complete saga. Poor buddy, he lost his iPod, however giving us a moment to laugh and enjoy. So what, he has got his new brand iPod again in his pocket that too Fukat (Free). His useless friends actually gave him his beloved again. What do you think will his wife call this iPod? It is Saut… he he he… Jokes apart, I and all my blog readers are so sorry for you and so we would maintain a silence for next 2 mins… Common guys… 1,2,3, Go…. …. …. …. I can see some people are not closing their eyes, see some are laughing, atleast bow your head down… and remember that Lata Mangeshkar’s Song – “ai mere vatan ke logo, jara aakhon mai bharlo pani, jo shahid huve hai unki (iPod ji ki), jara yaad karo kurbani”… Hope your lovely iPod must be happy where ever it is, may be with some beggar, or some thief, or must have got crushed down under the big tyres of some ugly lorry, we just pray for it to be in Peace… :) and you be happy happy with your new fukat iPod…

"This is the new iPod"

So what’s the moral two of this big story – See how FB have started playing a big role in our lives, its not feasible for us to call and let all our people know what’s going on in our life, but we can let them know by broadcasting though FB… and that’s what everybody does… however recently I have seen some very funny status over FB like as follows –
Nilesh: entered to hostel (will he update next time when he enters a Loo)

Prathamesh: not online.. (I didn’t knew FB has a facility of updating status when you are not online)
Piyush: invisible... (Mr. India)
Sunil: watchin Prison break... (do write on FB when u watch an xxx)
Rupali: completing project (how can you access fb when u r studying)
Rohan: slept early today… (did anyone asked you??)

Waiting for the day when your frndz would have their status as –
--- Having bad loose motions today :’( (Better take some tablets)
--- Busy kissing my GF… :* (Why don’t u paste some pics here for us to enjoy)
--- Sleeping with my Dog… (hope its just a dog)
:D:D:D:D:D
So guys enjoy Facebooking until we don’t get the next networking site that catches our attention more than FB….

P.S.
I have started learning a bit of cooking… Prepared ice-creams over the weekend, and both of them tasted yummy, so Appu is learning… Cheers…

P.S.S
Apologies… Everybody knows Appu is having terrible memory when it comes to dates, names, faces; so what’s the point on getting angry when she forgets someone’s birthday. Its not for the first time, it happens every time. Better you can help her by reminding that “Today is my B’day”. Sorry of not wishing on time… Appu to aisehi hai yaar, uspe koi ghussa kar sakta hai kyaa………. ??????? :)

"See my Eye... So innocent, (so beautiful ;)) ab to mann jao yaar..."

P.S.S.S
Not lossing any chance to say – Love You all… Muaah…. :) Missed you all and this blogging world, got a lot worked up last two months... So what, Appu's back...

Muaah... Muaah... Muaah... Muaah... Muaah...

A Precious Priceless Surprise Gift… :)

Wow wow wow wow…. I’m loving this… When you get such surprises you feel so special… somebody made my day, rather I would say many days… I Love the Me in Me n I love it more at the present… Now don’t tell me that im self obsessed, and if you think so… hmm… okk… I won’t mind accepting as far as it includes praises for me… Well, Which girl in this world don’t like getting praised… Got your signal of Off Topic, coming back… :D Okk… A very dear friend, have written a poem for me and that’s worth sharing… This is really a wonderful, fabulous, fantabulous gift… Ohh Hello that doesn’t mean Appu is forgetting her materialistic love; gifts that can be touched are always welcomed ;) wink wink… and Dear Friend, now that you have brought so many smiles to me, we need to celebrate, right??… Kuch meetha ho jaye(lets have something sweet)… 10 Bournville, 20 Ferrero Roshers, all Dark ones would be enough…. :) Hmm… After smiling so so so much, (not blushing, okk) I think now when I go home, my sis is gonna say, “Your skin is glowing Appu”, ahhh, saving my beauty saloon expenses... :)
So next what you read is the write up that made me so happy… Don’t just look at my pics; also read the beautiful lines…
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Aparana –

A sign of smile,
Distant a thousand mile
A name that reminds me of something,
Damn her phone is again ringing!

Always found with creatures around,
Phones and Cam is what she’s always bound
She sees a cam and u get her in a pose,
Never misses on TV any daily soaps!



Her looks are amazing, bright features with the essence of dusk,
Did you hear her voice, got a natural husk
She dresses to kill and that’s her motive,
She will move around, never getting unnoticed!

Wherever she goes, she converts the place live,
You can see lot of guys taking a sigh
When you find her there,
Loneliness is no more a fear!


She is confident and bold,
Will give it in ur face, as told
Her silence makes a lot of impact,
Watch ur bones if u want them intact!

Sometimes the way that she can beat the world,
Sometime u see in her, a cute lil gal
Still loves to play with teddy and tweety,
When she sleeps, looks like a real sweety!

Whatever you say, whatever you do,
She will bring good times for you
Leave all this and stick with her around,
She’ll make a million from a mere pound!

Bright as sunshine,
Fresh and beautiful as dew,
Some call her Aparana some calls her Pu///




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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you so much… I have umpteen number of compliments with me, but no one has ever taken so much of pain to think and write such a super cool poem and that too I see its rhyming so obviously it must have eaten up some good amount of time… Don’t mind if I say Love you for this Worthless Gift… :):):) Don’t get upset, it was a literal translation, Worthless means Anmol in hindi… Anmol means “jiska koi mol nahi” which means “jo fukat hai” and so the topic of my post said “Priceless”; now don’t forget it also said “Precious”…. He he he… Now that’s the expression I wanted to see on the poets face, infact on everybody’s face… muaahh… :D


P.S.
After reading this, I just remembered my friends’ keychain from Archie’s Gallery on which it was carved “How did I get so cute?” I wacked my brain a lot, went into deep thoughts, and got the answer… It’s my parents, they have such marvelous looks, and so I had to get something from them through genes, heredity whatever… :)
After watching this pic, im sure you trust me, Love You Mumma, Pappa… One secret – Mom n Dad, they were at their honeymoon for one month plus one day…. Imagine…. Imagine… ;) :P

P.S.S.
While talking about parents just remembered another thing. Once we were discussing some crap, and a friend told “Bacche to bhagwan dete hai na”, we tried to explain her but she was adamant… then I had to tell her “Isiliye pati ko parmeshwar kehte hai”… Now let’s see when would she marry one of her Bhagwan’s and then get a kid from God… :)

Lovely Crap @ Office with Lovely people…

Heyyy… This is a bit A-rated post, so if you are 18+ and a certified adult, then go ahead reading this or else go back and switch on to your fairy tales. I had so many different topics to write on, so many different things are taking place in life but donno whats going on these days that im always in paucity of time to write… Still keeping all my older topics on hold, this is some super cool crap fun that did happen in office last Thursday when there was not much work and we all were getting bored. We were playing Dumb Charades (pronounced as Shə Rahdz) which is a word guessing game. For those who have never played it before, it is an acting game in which one player acts out a word or a phrase by pantomiming similar-sounding words, using physical gestures rather than verbal language to convey and other players would guess the words. Most probably we play it with the movie names…
We were Four, two in each team. Purvi-Tejal as one team and Appu-Mayank as other team.

The first movie where I had to show my mute acting skills was ‘Toonpur ka Superhero’. The primary craze that came to my mind was of acting on the difference in dressing sense that we - the no power mango people (aam admi) and a Superhero have. Correct darling, its something that He wears outside; but I was too shy to do that… Even the new 3D movie Magamind has a superhero Metroman wearing his grey lowers over his pants… he he… okk come back… So the funniest part of our game and what I call it as A-rated was when Mayank was acting for Pushpak and I had to guess it… So again a red signal for the baccha party rest Njoy the crap….
Mayank began explaining me that the movie name is just one word and he would be acting for first half part of the word. He made some gestures so that I can imagine a door… after that with both hands he acted like he is moving the door and my mind guessed it to be Push; which was rather correct… But with full on expressions on my face, in my words, I told Mayank, ‘so you mean “Puuussshhhhhhh”’ with all the music that I could add to the word…(try pronouncing it in your mind) and and and everybody started laughing; exactly they thought the same that your intelligence is thinking now. However it was not a hospital and nobody delivered a baby, seriously… he he he… :)
Well after giving a hard try to stop our laughter, we continued the game. Now Mayank had to act for second half part… He moved his hands showing Ganguly’s six to let me guess cricket, so that I will hop to India then guessing Pakistan which had the last three letters required; unfortunately my brain was still on some other Cricket… wink wink… And I was not able to reach Pakistan…
Then he had to find out some other way and acted like he is cooking so that I could guess “pakana” which is ‘to prepare/cook’ in hindi, however I presumed it to be ‘banana’ which is ‘to make’ in hindi… and then purvi shouted saying ‘Banana Chiku Peru, go ahead with other fruits’:D On this Mayank pointed her and made me repeat her words and when I pronounced ‘Peru’… he told correct and acted like I have to join the two words… and in a next moment without having any thought I shouted “PushPeru” and everybody laughed like hell… and then I lowering my volume to minimum did shoot “How would anybody push a peru in yaar”; again my words did reach the other six ears as with the God’s grace my volume never cuts down to that level which could not be heard by others… And the laughs were heard at a distance of 25 feet even…
Then he acted in a way so that I can give all the bad words that I know… I gave a lot in hindi, then started in English and gave many, but the one he wanted me to speak, my looser brain didn’t even think about it… will let you know the word (bad word :D) in the end…
Atlast I told him that it’s high time, and he should act something proper so that I can guess the word. But you know when the brains are already on the wrong track, nobody can find any turns to get them on the right path… He told me he has another way but was confused to show the gestures, and me acting smart told him go ahead don’t fear… and the lovely Dog (lemme me call him that) showed me middle finger, on which he had to accept my bad words exclusively for him… still I had to win and asked him ‘does he meant Sex’ by his act ??? And tried to join Push with it, this time just inside my brains not verbally and gave weird expressions which were encrypted by others with a smile… he he…
Getting annoyed Darling Purvi stopped this conversation of mine and told ‘enough now I will act for the second half word and in a very Veggie way’… I had to get my brains back which was still joining those two words… :D
Then madam did acted like to hold my water bottle and I guessed it to be “Pakadna” which is ‘to catch’ in hindi. She asked me to cut the word into two halves and consider the first half and I told it to be ‘Pak’, which was indeed correct. And then I had to just join the words, there I got it to be “Pushpak” atlastttttt… Phewwwww
Now you guys are thinking what word Mayank wanted me to guess; the word which I was not able to guess… It was Fuck… like fuck-puk… he thought I would guess it and then rhyme it to Pak… he he he… and foolish me, uttered so many bad words but not the most common one…
After so much of amusement, we had to stop our game… already the whole floor was annoyed with our hi-pitch volume, and then the hungry stomachs were lead to cafeteria…

Im sure now you all are eager to see the faces of my fun loving colleagues… here I go –

Purvi – We address each other as darling, janemann, sweetheart, and with all those lovely words; are your eyebrows falling off your head, stop them, we are straight, okkkk…. She is my cute little movie partner… and I have a desire to comb my hair with her round hair brush which she never shares.
Tejal – She is my moti-rolly, and the bitch calls me D… After a long time I came to know D means Dayan i.e. Witch in English, so what her brother calls me sexy… and she has those possessive expressions when Purvi calls someone sonu… We just love to tease you babes…
Mayank – Lucky guy privileged to get a team having four gorgeous girls and the guy happily flaunts… A dear friend and a nice shayar… who is very well aware if he dare don’t praise Appu, she would send bad boys (gunde) to hit him… he he
Namrata – She was on leave when we played this game still I would like to introduce her… A girl who would always tell me “tere to kitne deewane hai” (You have so many fans)… But darling why do you forget the poor fat double battery uncle who loves to talk to you in canteen, gets some mom made puran-poli for you and someone who always find chances to sit besides you… And your uncle is really like one woman man, he would never give me those looks which he always have exclusively for you… :( :(
And how can I forget ME….
Appu – The Bitch, the Witch of the team… And I know You all Love Appu a lot... :) Thank you, thank you, thank you... Muuaahhh...

There are some more people and I don’t want to miss a chance to have their names here –
Phani – We love you and we miss you… One of the best person, I have ever met, so clam, so down to earth and a super dedicated husband… Lucky sridevi…
Amol – Sometimes funny, sometimes cranky… very dedicated, working 24*7… we used to think he would have all his marriage rituals with his laptop in one hand… hopefully it didn’t happen… :)
Anburaj – Speaks less, and have all his passwords with the name of Kavita… I don’t know who is she, whenever asked he would smile… hey, now every smile does not mean that he is going around… ;)
Kashyap – Fun-loving, naughty Dog; someone whose company I enjoy… He does very well come under that Kamina kind of group… Had 5 GF’s so far and is waiting for the next one… and I wish he never gets the 6th one… :D
Raghav – He dares to call me Di, and one day he is going to get killed for the same… but he is real sweet, have superb presence of mind with all his funny traits and replies reminding me my 3 yrs back fun with lovely colleagues of my first project…

Pradeep – I really had less conversation with him, but I have to point out something… He did send Chocolates for Purvi from Delhi to Pune, and not for me… But dear Pradeep, there cannot be any bigger lover of chocolate (especially dark ones) than me so you owe me many of them… and and and Im Waiting… Thanks in Advance… :)

Aashique – Im so so so Sorry not to have my dear Ramp Walk Partner on my blog, when I first uploaded this post. You are always missed, especially your jokes, one liners, the way you imitated Shrini’s walk of pulling pants up by putting hands into the pockets and the way you used to mimic Tejal’s musical words. We all are still worried how much percent of your lungs must have grown Black with the smoke that you put inside your body daily. As per Shrini, I have to talk just good about you, right... he he... So before running with your girl count how many days you have in hand... ha ha... Kidding... Happy Smoking... And we are still waiting for the party...
Prem – I spoke less with him, so none of his secrets are revealed yet, however the day I come across something, this space will be filled up… Microscopes are switched on Prem…

Again not losing an opportunity to introduce some more people here, who also are or were a part and parcel of my Project Cheetah... :)
- Shrinivas, Vandana, Garima, Zubeen, Manisha and Paresh...
So what if we don’t have many memories to cherish, we would graph some now onwards... :)

So this is my super cool team, the team with whom I daily have 9 hours of a very happening life. Thank you all for being a part of my Appu’s life… I have met loads of fantastic people here and would surely introduce them all some day. Let me take a break now or you guys would go bored stop reading this space… :)

P.S. – It was Sankrant on Saturday… I was at my native… Here are some clicks of playing kite with my Darling Bro, Daddy Cool and some friends… Night before I slept just for 2 hours so bear with the dark circles… :( :( :( That doesn't mean Appu is not looking dazzling, right ?? :)

Sometimes we can laugh on Ourselves :D

Can we ?? Yes actually… Atleast I can, there’s no other option, you guys are correct, you can call me stupid, idiot, hopeless, senseless, duffer, whatever…
Fine, you can even laugh after reading the below scenes where I have unfortunately proved my dumbness :( :( :(

Scene1 – What a Skoda, woooowwwwww!!!!!!

BMW VS SKODA

A trip to Mumbai at my Aunt’s place, she stays in Textila Society on 4th floor. One of the walls in her Drawing room has a big sliding window, which covers almost the complete wall… So what?? We all had a habit of poking our nose into what people are doing in the parking lot, the garden and the walking area that was visible from that window. At the coffee time in the evening, we were waiting for bhabhi to arrange our coffee mugs with some muffins on the dining; meanwhile I just walked towards the window to get some air. And saw a beautiful car parked down in the parking lane, I started admiring its beauty, its colour, the length, the sun roof, everything actually. I told my sis who was standing next to me, “See the car, what a fab, I guess Skoda’s new model, but which one?” She just smiled. I called my Nayan bhaiya and told him; “See the Skoda yaar, which model is this??” He started laughing and told me, “Duffer this is not Skoda, It’s a B…M…W…”
OMG omg omg… How could I be so so so dummmmm… I know many times I get confused with their logo’s (both circular), but after admiring so much I should have understood it’s a BMW and not a Skoda…
And after that whenever we were roaming out and anybody saw a BMW, everybody used to say – “Look that, it’s Appu’s Skoda…” :(
Fine, it happens, even you can laugh…………………


Scene2 – Where’s the relevance of Wednesday in the movie!!!!!!

Hijack VS A Wednesday

It’s about the movie A Wednesday; I would never forget the name of this movie ever in my life. This was one of the biggest poo poo that ever happened to me in my life… :(
The movie Hijack also got released in the theaters on the same Friday with A Wednesday. I had already heard bad reviews for Hijack. Sunday afternoon, one my friend asked me for the movie; I told him if you could book the tickets for A Wednesday then im coming, otherwise im not interested in any other releases this week. I knew Wednesday is having wonderful reviews so it was impossible to get the tickets for Sunday evening. He called me in some time and told that he got the tickets and that too some C or D row. I was surprised but still trusted him. When we reached the cinema hall, I told him that show me the booking message I will get the tickets till the time you return from parking. But he told me that we still have lot of time for the movie so its okk if we park first and then take the tickets. When he took the tickets, he didn’t even passed them to me rather kept them straight into pocket. I was surprised but took it casually. Then we reached the screen and took our seats. When the name of the movie was going to get flashed he told me to put his jackets on the next seat that was empty and I got busy arranging my purse and his jacket on the next seat and missed the movie name. I was flabbergasted while returning back; there were so many questions in my mind. And then I asked him that, “ The complete movie got over and still there is no relevance of Wednesday in the movie; rather the complete movie was based on a plane hijack and they didn’t even mentioned that the hijack was on Wednesday or something; Howz that possible? I had seen The Missing Sunday some time back and the complete movie had the significance of its name.” He kept mute. When it was time to say Byee; he started laughing. I asked him, why are you laughing? He told me if you won’t thrash me down, I will tell you the truth and showed me the tickets. WTF… The name of the movie on the tickets was HIJACK; and me, was proved to be the most stupid girl in the world. I wish if I had seen some trailers about the movie or atleast while walking into the theater would have shut my mouth and paid attention to the big big movie posters; then nobody would have made such a big popat of mine. But my friends know what a brainless girl I am that it’s so easy to make fool of mine… ughh…


Scene3 – Ohh crap, it’s not a Shivaji statue!!!!!!

Rani Laxmi Bai VS Shivaji Maharaj

Im so sorry, I just hope those two immortal statues didn’t have a fight amongst themselves because of this idiot creature of the earth. Yes, im talking about Myself.
This happened when I was new to Pune and new to my job. The company bus used to drop me near a statue which was on a road perpendicular to my hostel lane. I never admired that statue or read the name carved onto the rock below it; I just used to see there’s a horse, but never gave a thought to who is riding that horse. My stupid brain that has a habit of reading the first or first few alphabets and guessing the complete word did the same this time, but with a statue. Daily I used to tell the driver to stop the bus near the Shivaji Statue and he used to put breaks. Some of my friends who used to get down on the same or the next stop always came forward with me near the door and gave their ears to my conversation with the driver daily. This went on for a month or so. When they had a stomach full of giggling, laughing, joking on me; they opened my eyes…
Frnd: Did you ever see that statue properly?
Appu: yes, what’s in that, it’s a Shivaji Statue.
Frnd: Are you sure?
Appu: yaa, but why?
Frnd: see again, it’s not a Shivaji Statue; it’s a statue of Rani Laxmi Bai
Appu: Whatttttttttttt (looking at the statue and laughing)
Frnd: (laughing laughing and laughing)
Appu: stop laughing… yaar, I always saw the horse and thought that it’s Shivaji onto it; never gave a second thought to check that it could be someone else this time.
Frnd: Ohh, look that… (Pointing to the statue)
Appu: what ??????????
Frnd: The baby seems to be now 4 years
Appu: What are you speaking?
Frnd: Last time I saw this statue, the baby was just born, this time it seems to be grown up; I think next time the horse would start flying, right? (laughing)
Appu: Just shut up, okk? Fine, it’s not that big deal… and dare you tell this to anyone…
Frnd: Everyone already knows about this… he he he
Appu: Noooooooo….. S@#&...
After this scene everybody used to tease me, whenever we crossed that statue, they used to shout “Shivaji Maharaj ki Jai” :( :(


PS… What are you thinking, should I go and get myself drowned in some “chullu bhar pani”… No ways……….. Better i get some new photographs clicked... wink wink :P

How about this one ??? :):):)

Belated Happy Birthday Appu...

Wish me welcome back... :)
Sorry, Appu was away for long... yes!!! I was not well, hospitalized, however im back to routine again...
But something important did happen in between, something that I celebrate every year as a Festival... Correct, it was Appu’s b’day on 24th October... 25 pats on my back; Appu completes twenty-five years on this God damn biggie earth. Dare you call me Dharti ka bojh :XX
Well, there’s a story behind my b’day. Before you read the next lines, promise me that you won’t laugh... :)
I celebrate my B’day for 3 days, 22, 23 and 24 October... Actually I was born on 22nd night 12 past 5, so that becomes 23rd... My birth certificate, school docs, every where the date is 22nd, and in that God wala booklet (we call it Patrika), its 23rd... But donno why my b’day is been celebrated on 24th from my childhood, so im in love with that date and I love people wishing me on 24th and for me that’s my birth date for sure...
I have a habit of sending SMS as a reminder of Appu’s B’day to all my friends on the day prior to the b’day... This year’s text was –

“Back in the eighties, on 24th Oct, a cute little baby girl was born.. Birds sang, Peacocks danced, Angels smiled, Parents named her Appu.. Don’t forget to wish her.. Happy Birthday to me.. :)”

Okk okk.. Stop laughing, its not that funny...

However, I do start having my cakes right from 22nd... wink wink
This year I was not well, unfortunately. It seemed like all my fantasies, my dreams for my b’day were already in the dustbin; but my darling family and darling friends proved me wrong... So happy to get proved wrong... wow wow wow.

Now here I go with this year B’day cakes and celebration story!!!
On 22nd we got some pastries to eat, just to compensate for a cake.
Next...

## Cake 1 – On 23rd evening my Masi brought me a cake of famous Kayani Bakery, which was actually my first cake for my 2010 b’day. Everybody was at home at that time and Appu heard her first B’day song... yippee. ## Cake 2 – On 23rd night at 12am my dear cousin Rohan, brought me a Mousse cake, it was so yummy, just 4 of us ate 2/3 of the cake.
## Cake 3 – On 24th, Afternoon time, bell rang, I opened the door and heard what, a shout – Happy Birthday Dear... woooowww... some of my college friends gave me a surprise... We did cut the cake, had lunch and did lot of bitching... ## Cake 4 – On 24th evening, we went out for a party at Hotel Desi Tadka with all Mummy side wala family and there I did cut my fourth cake which was a Katkat cake. You are correct; I was looking sexy even though I was not well...
## Cake 5 – On 12th November, (after returning from the big sick leave) all my team mates at office gave me a surprise party at Hotel Mezza9, they booked a canopy over there, got it decorated like the one we have in Ekta Kapoor’s K-series... and again a Mousse cake, a real yummy one... woo hoo I was so happy... it was a gr8 surprise. I don’t remember if I had both my hands (I mean just the palm) on my mouth and expressed like the way Sushmita did when she became Miss Universe.

So that’s how Appu’s Silver Jubilee was celebrated... Got loads of gifts and chocolates, was really happy and gay (please take the older dictionary meaning of gay). :D

Yes, I am not forgetting my return gift, a coffee mug from Westside :):) People, who have not received it, can use this e-mug and sip in a yummy coffee.
And following are some pics of Cake4 party with family...

Thanks for the Compliments, i know im looking S***... :):)

PS... For all of them who have not wished me – Sing Nowwwww...
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to Dear Appu,
Happy Birthday to you...

The Khadus Devils can continue with this –
Happy Birthday to you,
You live in a Zoo,
You look like a monkey,
Happy Birthday to you...

And the Darling one’s can carry on with this –
From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too...

Ha ha ha ha... Thank you all for making my Birthday so Special... Muaahhh.

PSS... Not to forget the terrible, horrifying, scary tray of tablets, liquids, injections… (Sounds like missile names to me) here in the pic, it seems very less, however Appu did eat 20 plus injections and don’t make Appu count those tablets and liquids… And I promise I won’t complete that bottle of B-Protein, Dad I never asked you to get that big one, it tastes pathetic and I don’t want to puke daily after having it with milk… Im fine with Bournvita… :(

Which type of Girl Am I and Why ????

Which type of Girl Am I and Why ????
Poonam – Vivah
Aditi – Jane Tu Ya Jane Na
Geet – Jab We Met
Jazz – Namastey London
Anjali – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Kalpana – Gajini
Mira – Love Aaj Kal
Jenifer – Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani
Reply... :-)
I had forwarded this message to all my dear ones and got an overwhelming response… Check out and enjoyyyy the super cool replies….

:) Bhakti – Babes u r like Geet n Aditi… ekdum fatang… non stop badbad… so bold n dynamic… so open and true… yet a simple little girl within…
:) Sonali – Poonam - vivah------------- No Ways!!!
Aditi - jane tu ya jane na----- Somewhat... Stubborn but cute like her.
Geet - jab we met---- Perfect Match..
Jazz - Namastey London---- No, not rowdy like her
Anjali - k2h2-- Not Exactly
Kalpana - Gajini-- More like this character.... live the life as it comes... njoy all the present moments without worrying about future. Right?
Mira - Love ajj kal--- Not observed this character
closely.

Jenifer - ajab prem ki gajab kahani--- no.

:) Nikita – U R Geet – Jab We Met... Appu is a girl with a lot of confidence and masti. She is a very straight forward girl with a lot of great expectations and the will to explore new things. She has learnt a lot from her own good and bad experiences. She now has the guts to face many things in life. She is the most favorite in her group as well as her office. Cheers to her and all the very best for her future...

:) Sheetal mami – Aditi
:) Rohan – Jazz
:) Rajdeepak – You are like Jazz in Namaste London because you are having very hi-fi attitude and taste like Jazz, dumbo like jazz aur tujko sudharne ke liye gaon ka ladka hi thik rahega ha ha
:) Girija – I think you are type of Jazz, NmstyLdn
:) Sunny – Aditi
:) Nikhil – Anjali – k2h2
:) Vinita – Actually none of these.. Suhana from Sasural genda phool ;-) right ?
:) Nisha – Geet – JWM coz u r chulbuli like her.. All time talkative.. Geet ke jaisi bad bad… ;-)
:) Aditya – u r definitely like Aditi… coz u live ur life on your own terms, n u r an independent girl… I hope my guess was correct…
:) Sneha – (bhoot) kangana.. Raaz… ha ha just kidding… Aditi :)
:) Shweta – you should be like Aditi.. cute, cheerful and learn from your mistakes..

:) Priya Rathi – Jenifer…….
:) Payal Mantri – Geet
:) Ryan – Geet from JWM… :D
:) Arshaj – Kalpana :-) coz you are nice, happy go lucky, open.. in short bindass :)
:) Pratiksha – Aparana= Miss Techmahindra
:) Surashree – Geet.. Coz u can overcome any difficulty and u have gr8 self-determination… Hats off to your strength
:) Nikhil Pawar – Kalpana
:) Ankita – Geet… Bcoz u r full of life n u keep people around u happy…
:) Manali – Anjali from k2h2
:) Santosh – Urmila------ BHOOT J no need to explain its 100% true..
:) Amruta – Aditi
:) Praful – Aditi.. jane tu ya jane na
:) Namrata – Mira, love aaj kal
:) Tejal – Kalpana as per me.... as modern and yet cultured .. maine tuje bado ke legs chute dekha hai.
:) Purvi – Meera… Matured, firm with decisions.
:) Saaransh – This can be in 2 parts now:-
One part that i know is definitely Kalpana because you are such a humanitarian, philanthropist and nature loving person that at one of your B'days, i remember, i wanted to gift you a movie called 'The Inconvenient Truth' as i knew you would be the right contact to spread that message world around. You love life, which is the most desirable characteristic of the hour and also you have got such a loving nature!!The second part is Aditi since i have not seen Jaane tu so i don't know Aditi well just like i still don't know a big portion of you Appu after sooo many years of being around you.But, for sure, any one of the above characters in the question could not have completely described you since you have a lot more Aura than just any single character above so i chose two of them. Believe me, i can write pages and pages on what you are but for now i think this should be enough.

:) Avishek – Your rooted family values makes you like Poonam..Your energy can any day can give Aditi a taste of her own medicineThe way you talk and have all the solutions in this world makes you so much like GeetYour style quotient is the most remarkable and there's Jazz for you in you..Ohh how much you love Shahrukh and still beyond that you believe in Love a lot..and also easily transform yourself between traditional and chic..that reminds me of Anjali..Kalpana because inspite of all your shouting and vibrancy you are at peace at heart and have a wonderful soul..Mira because you are practical and modern to the core. Will always have your way if you believe you are correctJennifer because you are cute and still just like a small girl..
:) Gaurav – mixture of Geet/anjali/Poonam… like Geet you are chulbuli .. like anjali you are true but attractive and like Poonam you are gentle(but not kind .. :D)
:) Kapil – Teena from k2h2.. scrool down……. Ur my friend Aparana and Teena is like you not that u r like her
:) Prajakta – Its Geet my dear….Kyon!! to tu bohot batte karti hain…bas jo tereko accha lagta vo karti hain…full of life. :)
:) Vishnupriya – u r Aparna, I know that u have a unique character

So what the graph says ----

So what am I exactly?????

PS… Thank You, my dear dear dear darling ones… You all made me so happy with your super cool replies… Love you all… :)

Work From Home (WFH)...

The Ayodhya Verdict on last Thursday gave a golden chance to all my team members @ office to work from home; so that we all are safe if there are any riots in the city.
What we three gorgeous team mates did ??? Something like *mauke ka faida uthana* !!!
Before going on with my chatter patter, this is indeed a bad news for the next Gen children... You all are going to have a new chapter added in your dreadful History text book, entitled as ‘The Ayodhya Verdict 2010’... Like as we had "Jallianwala Bagh Massacre ", a big big chapter to Learn and Write Exam... I am sure, after reading this; you will have a deep painful memory of that percentage graph which always went down because of the weak score in History...
Phewww... How I Hated this subject!!!

Coming back onto the track...
The Verdict was at 3:30pm, so before that we three Musketeers collected all the stuff that was needed for our survival for one complete day as we were going to home arrest ourselves in Appu’s house... As it was a WFH not a holiday, Laptop was the most important stuff to be carried...
My friends arranged their belongings, got adjusted a bit to my house and made themselves comfortable by changing into their loose pants *gharke kapde*; then we ate some Indian burgers (Vada Paw yaar) to fulfill our Tummy calls... We all went online at 5:30pm, this is the time when we start our work, US business hours... Yes, the client I work for is ATT; American Telephone and Telegraph... (jaise Indians ke liye BSNL vese Angrejo ke liye ATT, samjhee)

Collage of some pics which would explain how much fun we had...

***** 6:00pm, Chai (Tea) and bread-butter time; we all circled the stove, Namrata prepared tea and I was TRYing to toast the bread and all ate that simultaneously...
Back to work again, with all the gossiping... We watched all my older photo albums **I love to print photos and arrange them into albums without breaking the sequence of the day, year when I had clicked them**... I was explaining them each and every photo, with all the background, actions, expressions; well, they were actually listening patiently (2 hours I guess :D)

***** 8:00pm, Dinner time; we three are so much illiterate in cooking (worst is Me) but still tried to get our supper ready by ourselves... So what did we prepare??? You can call it a Pulav or a Biryani or a Khichadi whatever!!! As it was not a single recipe, with all our little awareness about cooking, we just mixed everything that we knew and tried getting those rice cooked... However, the special item that we prepared was by mistakenly good in taste, lol... we also made some potato veggies (Im mean Batata bhajiya), Tejal was pouring the batter with potatoes mixed into the pan containing hot oil and I was trying to sauté them... Don’t get surprised, we actually succeeded in cooking or browning and getting our bhajiya ready to eat... We garnished the yellow rice with some coriander leaves and placed the bhaji onto a newspaper to make it less oily... Atlast the Bhukkad (hungry) gang had their yummy dinner... back to work again...

***** 2:00am, Coffee time; Appu’s specialty yum yum yum Beated Coffee... It’s not about praising me but people are crazy for my beated coffee... this is the only thing that I can prepare and prepare at its Best...

***** 4:00am, Sleeping time; we all went into our naughty dreams, with the alarms on, so that we wake up early in the morning...

***** 8:00am, Waking time; I woke up and called R Deccan; the new recliner seats theater in Pune... The guy at the other end told me that yes; they are screening Anjane Anjani at 9am on screen1... By this time it was already 8:30, I slapped my friends multiple times to wake them up... They woke up in terror and started yelling on me as I had poured so many slaps on their face... Truly speaking this is the best way, try it out. :D

***** 9:00am, Movie time; Amazing, wonderful, incredible, magnificent, astonishing blah blah blah; this is how R Deccan looked... The food counter had a rounded mirror ceiling, mirror walls, gave a casino like look; Lounge had a red velvet flooring with Red and white sofa’s and the cinema hall was all red with red recliner chairs... where you can sleep and watch movie, unfortunately single person can sleep on one chair... wink wink... sorry, we forgot our camera, so I don’t have any pics; however I will visit the theater soon with my cam and have supercool pics clicked, till then you have to wait... Movie was okk types, but still we had a blast... Girls in gang can have a blast any time any where any moment, right??

***** 11:30am, Back to pavilion; Our day that started yesterday afternoon did end over here and we all went back to our houses smiling, with a heart full of fun and masti...

Thanks to the Neutral Verdict, we had a calm atmosphere everywhere and ofcouse thanks again as it gave us a memorable day in our life :)